Biden Catches 3rd Case of COVID-19!

[saxitoxin]

While speaking at a garbage dump today, Biden matter-of-factly announced he has cancer.

[saxitoxin]

Update: The White House is confirming Biden does NOT have cancer. Apparently he received an incorrect briefing prior to his speech. WH staff are so far not commenting on who told Biden he has cancer.

[ConfederateSS]

-------------But Delaware is a shit hole, it rains oil...As a kid...Biden had to ride in a car to school...Oil on the windshield....In a speech April , the oil gave him Asthma...Today in a speech the oil gave him cancer....Yet, he was Senator forever from Delaware, He goes back to Delaware every weekend...You know it's so horrible...The whole state is a shit hole.....That explains his bike mishap...The streets are full of oil...That is why his bike slip over...Yeah, that's it...
-------------Delaware's commerce new spokesperson.....Come to Delaware, everyone has Cancer, Asthma, Oil Everywhere....Wait...Oil everywhere...He goes to Saudi Arabia for oil....While he is Bike,slipping and sliding in the Texas Tea, Black Gold every weekend....Biden is better at finding Oil then Jed Clampett...... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...
-----------To quote Jed Clampett...."Biden is such a liar, he used to have to get someone else to call his dog for him..."...:):)

[jusplay4fun]

White House denies Biden has new cancer diagnosis after speech flub

The White House shot down speculation on social media Wednesday over whether President Joe Biden revealed a new cancer diagnosis based on an awkwardly worded phrase in a speech.

The president was speaking in Massachusetts to announce $2.3 billion in new funding to combat climate change when he detailed a story from his childhood about air pollution.

"That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up [with] have cancer," Biden said. "For the longest time, Delaware had the highest cancer rate in the nation, but that's the past."

Biden's latest presidential bill of health notes that prior to entering office, he had a number of cancerous lesions removed.

"It is well-established that President Biden did spend a good deal of time in the sun in his youth. He has had several localized, non-melanoma skin cancers removed with Mohs surgery before he started his presidency," the report read. "There are no areas suspicious for skin cancers at this time."

White House officials pointed the Washington Examiner to a tweet from fact-checker Glenn Kessler when asked about the chatter on social media about the president's comments.

"How dumb is this tweet? Check out Biden's medical report. Before he became president, he'd had non-melanoma skin cancers removed," Kessler wrote over a clip of Biden's remarks tweeted by the Republican National Committee. "Has no one at @RNCResearch ever had this common procedure?"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/white-house-denies-biden-has-new-cancer-diagnosis-after-speech-flub/ar-AAZNqIw?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=1c9887c86b48478a9f758a52e538b3a9

[mookiemcgee]

So... Newsome vs DeSantis in 2024?

[jusplay4fun]

So... Newsome vs DeSantis in 2024?

It does not appear that President Biden will be the nominee, again.

I will copy and paste this into this, the more appropriate thread: The 2024 Elections in the US, mostly for the POTUS

https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=237819

[2dimes]

Any chance this was just someone in the speach writing department getting confused about a birthday this month?

[jusplay4fun]

Any chance this was just someone in the speach writing department getting confused about a birthday this month?

Are you confused about speech? or speeches?

[2dimes]

You can't play the blues scale without bends.

[saxitoxin]

One day after claiming he had cancer, Biden is now claiming he has COVID. Who knows what to believe. Maybe he has canker sores.

[mookiemcgee]

You can't play the blues scale without bends.

Amen

[jusplay4fun]

One day after claiming he had cancer, Biden is now claiming he has COVID. Who knows what to believe. Maybe he has canker sores.

and maybe you gave Monkeypox to Hunter who gave it to ol'e Joe.

[saxitoxin]

One day after claiming he had cancer, Biden is now claiming he has COVID. Who knows what to believe. Maybe he has canker sores.

and maybe you gave Monkeypox to Hunter who gave it to ol'e Joe.

I AM MONKEYPOX-FREE!

[mookiemcgee]

One day after claiming he had cancer, Biden is now claiming he has COVID. Who knows what to believe. Maybe he has canker sores.

and maybe you gave Monkeypox to Hunter who gave it to ol'e Joe.

I AM MONKEYPOX-FREE!

I found patient zero!

[saxitoxin]

One day after claiming he had cancer, Biden is now claiming he has COVID. Who knows what to believe. Maybe he has canker sores.

and maybe you gave Monkeypox to Hunter who gave it to ol'e Joe.

I AM MONKEYPOX-FREE!

I found patient zero!

Well I'm staying Monkeypox free by refusing to be seduced by ralf despite all the unsolicited dick pics he sends me.

[jusplay4fun]

With saxi and monkeypox, I am sure that weakSmall-ralph is involved.

And ask ralph about Bobby and Brian, too. That is perhaps why he confused those two names.

Lesions, headaches, debilitating pain: Gay men with monkeypox share their stories
Men who have sex with men comprise the vast majority of monkeypox cases in this unprecedented outbreak. Eighteen of them talked to NBC News about their experiences.

Even as Covid-19 restrictions have loosened, for many gay men, an uninvited guest called monkeypox has threatened to spoil long-anticipated festivities.

Of the 6,924 confirmed monkeypox cases in the global outbreak, the vast majority have occurred among gay, bisexual and other men who have sex with men, or MSM, various health authorities report. Skin-to-skin contact during sex, experts assert, has likely been the primary driver of the virus’s global spread thus far.

Epidemiologists have stressed that monkeypox can still transmit among other groups of people, although the risk to non-MSM at this time does remain low.

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-health-and-wellness/lesions-headaches-debilitating-pain-gay-men-monkeypox-share-stories-rcna36789

[mookiemcgee]

I have no evidence of this, but I'm confident scientists in time will find its like HIV in that it's just easier to pass it on through the butthole than the vagina. In HIV its largely because butt-sex creates a much larger amounts of micro-abrasions inside the butthole and micro-abrasions in your anal tissue can act as little entry points for bacteria and viruses to enter your bloodstream. While monkeypox doesn't appear to require blood to blood contact to be passed on, I'm going out on a limb and saying it will eventually be found in tasting that blood transmission represents the vase majority of cases vs other bodily fluids. I'd bet it's 90+% of them

The media is not wrong for saying the disease of gay men, but really its (imo) it's a butt-sex spreading disease and can affect either gender, and any sexual preference.

[saxitoxin]

So there's no ambiguity, I wish Joe Biden the worst. He'll probably do fine but I would be happy if the infection, through nature and circumstance, is difficult.

Not because of politics; I would never wish that on Barack Obama or George Bush.

But Biden tried - though, mostly failed - to order an assault on Americans' bodily integrity through his ham-fisted attempts at imposing a vaccine mandate. He tried to physically assault me, personally, therefore I wish nothing but the same to him. Evil must be done to evil. As he wished foreign matter introduced into other people against their will so too must foreign matter be introduced into him against his will.* He is a wicked man who has enjoyed a comfortable life feeding off his victims; nature is designed to ensure balance either in this dimension or the next. As I meditate this evening I will be focusing my mind on the idea of the spike protein coursing through his body, penetrating his ACE2 receptors and his cells succumbing to control of the virus in an unstoppable chain reaction; then, after a period, gradually withdrawing and dissolving so that he struggles back to health as a sick, miserable and broken man. Ut fiat fiat.

* To be doubly clear, I wish this to happen through a process of circumstance and nature and not any human-concocted means.

[saxitoxin]

WONDERFUL NEWS!

Biden has COVID-19 again!

[jusplay4fun]

Biden does not have cancer (now) but putin does.

[saxitoxin]

[jusplay4fun]

But Biden does not have cancer; AND putin is gonna die before Biden.

And putin has monkeypox, TOO.

[riskllama]

One day after claiming he had cancer, Biden is now claiming he has COVID. Who knows what to believe. Maybe he has canker sores.

and maybe you gave Monkeypox to Hunter who gave it to ol'e Joe.

I AM MONKEYPOX-FREE!

I found patient zero!

[PureStink]

Honestly at this point I feel that Cancer has Biden.

[ConfederateSS]

------------False ,yes false...
-------------------- False Saxi....Like Joe Hardy, another Senator ...Joe Biden sold his soul to The Devil to become President of The USA...So he is not allowed in HEAVEN...I think Trump should have used An Exorcist , Went to Church instead of Washington D.C. to challenge the results in 2020 A.D...... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... ....Has anyone checked Biden's head, did three 6's appear in 2019 A.D.???...When he all of a sudden Jumped into the Lead , all the other Democratic Candidates for President, drifted away...Never know???...