Conquer Club

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3L359yKjs&NR=1

this is some rly funny sh*t

n8freeman wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3L359yKjs&NR=1

this is some rly funny sh*t

that is.......truly...................................awesome

lol is all true

Ya... I've heard that before... They're kinda dumb. I'll let some other, more intelligent atheists poke holes into their argument though.

*blows on my backglass horn to call him*

The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

wtf

vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.

hecter wrote:

vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.

lol, classic

hecter wrote:

vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.

you must have small hands

diddle wrote:

hecter wrote:

vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.

you must have small hands

They suit me just fine thank you.

hecter wrote:

diddle wrote:

hecter wrote:

vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.

you must have small hands

They suit me just fine thank you.

sorry, that was a low blow, forgive me

diddle wrote:sorry, that was a low blow, forgive me

Pun?

hecter wrote:

diddle wrote:sorry, that was a low blow, forgive me

Pun?

only if your abnormally short

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0n0TK_dx-Y

Someone took it too seriously....

he sucks at reading cue cards...you can totally tell when he's reading them....

that is classic

hecter wrote:Ya... I've heard that before... They're kinda dumb. I'll let some other, more intelligent atheists poke holes into their argument though.

*blows on my backglass horn to call him*

Somebody call? Didn't realize I had my own horn.

What I find truly funny about that video is that there are lemmings all over the world watching it, nodding there heads and saying "Hallelujah! You SEE!".

To follow this silly logic could only mean then that the Pineapple is proof of SATANS existence. After all they are larger than your hand, covered in thorns and grow in a plant with pointy, spikey fronds.

DON'T DRINK THAT PINA COLADA! IT'S LIQUID EVIL!

that guy can really suck a banana

I know people who peel the banana from the other end.

and only humans use the banana in that way. monkeys simply break it in half and eat from there. the apple is convenient too, you know. this video was probably spliced from a larger part to make it sound silly; they were probably just using it as a little example. why do all vids like this that are obviously supposed to be funny always have people arguing over it in the comments? like the iRack sketch from MADTV, and even the ballad of the green berets sang by barry sadler

Ha, I can tear that guys entire argument to shreds with one fact. That was a cultivated banana. It took thousands of years for humans to make them like that. before they came in irregular shapes, with seeds and were hard to open!

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Ha, I can tear that guys entire argument to shreds with one fact. That was a cultivated banana. It took thousands of years for humans to make them like that. before they came in irregular shapes, with seeds and were hard to open!

someone already said this. so now, we can proudly say that the banana is proof of intelligent humans' existence.

Hitman079 wrote:

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Ha, I can tear that guys entire argument to shreds with one fact. That was a cultivated banana. It took thousands of years for humans to make them like that. before they came in irregular shapes, with seeds and were hard to open!

someone already said this. so now, we can proudly say that the banana is proof of intelligent humans' existence.

Intelligence? Where?

diddle wrote:

hecter wrote:

diddle wrote:

hecter wrote:

vtmarik wrote:The reason the banana fits all of those things is because the banana is structured similar to a penis.

That means that the penis is proof of God's existence.

Do you think it's all a euphemism?

Well, it fits in my hand perfectly. And when I rub it enough, this edible and easily digestible substance comes out. Sometimes, it's even aimed towards another persons face, for easy consumption.

you must have small hands

They suit me just fine thank you.

sorry, that was a low blow, forgive me

be careful he might poke you in the eye.

Are you sucking up to Andy?