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Hi me John

what is your faviorite app?

my faviorite app is pubg mobile

know send me your faviorite app:

My favorite App is OnlySaxis!

my favourite app is apparentlythisguyisabot.

POF is an absolute beauty of an app. I must have shagged over 200 birds through using it. Had some fantastic nights out, some great experiences and made some good friends. I suppose it's not for everyone as you need a bit of banter about you and decent pics. So that rules you lot out.

The ram wrote:POF is an absolute beauty of an app. I must have shagged over 200 birds through using it. Had some fantastic nights out, some great experiences and made some good friends. I suppose it's not for everyone as you need a bit of banter about you and decent pics. So that rules you lot out.

And.... no one is surprised you use the trashiest dating app, that is entirely free where all the girls are twice divorced meth-heads

mookiemcgee wrote:

The ram wrote:POF is an absolute beauty of an app. I must have shagged over 200 birds through using it. Had some fantastic nights out, some great experiences and made some good friends. I suppose it's not for everyone as you need a bit of banter about you and decent pics. So that rules you lot out.

And.... no one is surprised you use the trashiest dating app, that is entirely free where all the girls are twice divorced meth-heads

I couldn't give it shit how many times they've been divorced, if they have a cracking arse and legs, I'm banging it. Nobody in Britain takes meth, but I don't mind if they have a little coke addiction. They're like porn stars when high on it.

probly where he met his timely & reliable source for AK-47's...

riskllama wrote:probly where he met his timely & reliable source for AK-47's...

Nope, the business I'm in is full of criminals who've made it, and gone legit. I know you'll find it hard to believe that people don't always live the humdrum bollocks of your own life but hey, you had to cheat at a game to become average.

The Ram wins this thread!

nah mate, was politics.

The ram wrote:

riskllama wrote:probly where he met his timely & reliable source for AK-47's...

Nope, the business I'm in is full of criminals who've made it, and gone legit. I know you'll find it hard to believe that people don't always live the humdrum bollocks of your own life but hey, you had to cheat at a game to become average.

The Ram wins this thread!

Um. "x wins this thread' has to be declared by someone other than x. Them's the rules.
Jonesey wins this thread!

The ram wrote:I suppose it's not for everyone as you need a bit of banter about you and decent pics. So that rules you lot out.

Perhaps as a public service you could quote some of the witty banter you have used. So us boors could learn from the master.

(Deleting any personally-identifying elements, of course.)

Dukasaur wrote:

The ram wrote:I suppose it's not for everyone as you need a bit of banter about you and decent pics. So that rules you lot out.

Perhaps as a public service you could quote some of the witty banter you have used. So us boors could learn from the master.

(Deleting any personally-identifying elements, of course.)

"Oi, I've got Herpes and an AK-47... wana shag?"

*inb4creepyspeedoguymeme*

The ram wrote:POF is an absolute beauty of an app. I must have shagged over 200 birds through using it. Had some fantastic nights out, some great experiences and made some good friends. I suppose it's not for everyone as you need a bit of banter about you and decent pics. So that rules you lot out.

Originally I thought this said PDF not POF.

If Ram sexed 200 women using a PDF app I can only imagine what will happen when he downloads the entire Microsoft Office suite for desktop.

Dukasaur wrote:

The ram wrote:I suppose it's not for everyone as you need a bit of banter about you and decent pics. So that rules you lot out.

Perhaps as a public service you could quote some of the witty banter you have used. So us boors could learn from the master.

(Deleting any personally-identifying elements, of course.)

You just need to stop reading the type of shit that tells you that masculinity is toxic. Women will probably have those nice guys as a friend to chat with, but they still want a real man to give them a damn good ramming

The ram wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

The ram wrote:I suppose it's not for everyone as you need a bit of banter about you and decent pics. So that rules you lot out.

Perhaps as a public service you could quote some of the witty banter you have used. So us boors could learn from the master.

(Deleting any personally-identifying elements, of course.)

You just need to stop reading the type of shit that tells you that masculinity is toxic. Women will probably have those nice guys as a friend to chat with, but they still want a real man to give them a damn good ramming

Yeah, I've always scrolled past shit like that. Seriously though, I thought you'd rise to the occasion and have some witty conversations to share. Would liven up the place.

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