Conquer Club

Mine is 89 years old.

https://www.blueprintincome.com/tools/l ... ill-i-live

However, if I gain 100 pounds, start drinking liquor daily, begin smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day, quit my job and go on the dole, and become sedentary, I can get it down to 72. It doesn't appear I can realistically get it much lower.

edit - added poll

If I were a 5'8" black male who weighed 295 pounds, dropped out of high school, earned less than $40K per year, never exercised, had diabetes, smoked 2 packs of cigarettes a day, and drank a lot, I could live up until I was 60!

But if I stopped drinking completely, I could live until I was 61!

Okay this one -- https://www.blueprintincome.com/tools/l ... ill-i-live -- said I have until I'm 89. But the Social Security Administration says that, if I can make it to 70 years old without getting hit by a bus or something, then I have until 87.

https://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/longevity.cgi

This one says I'll die at age 86.

https://media.nmfn.com/tnetwork/lifespan

It says I'll croak at 81, which is clearly bullshit. I expect to live to 500 at the very least.

The social security admin said, 82.1

It did not ask where I live or any pesky health or lifestyle questions so...

Good news: you'll live to 93!
Bad news: that means your pension won't cover you!

I should be dead already, I'm just hanging around like a bad smell to haunt you all

DoomYoshi wrote:Good news: you'll live to 93!

SUCK IT

My Dad lived to 96. My Mum to 93. I think Dad would have lived longer if he hadn't given up.

Eternity

shit I'll live till I'm 81. hi 5 duk

betiko wrote:shit I'll live till I'm 81. hi 5 duk

I will put flowers on your grave.






RIGHT BEFORE I DANCE ON IT.

82

Clearly didn't ask the right questions. I'm trying to be better, but ..yeah...82, NOT