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Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:13 pm
by saxitoxin
This is the inauguration mega thread. It's January 18 and Donald Trump is still president.

The rehearsal for Biden's weird AF bunker inauguration had to be abandoned today after everyone was forced to flee the Capitol due to an external security threat. Biden is so popular he needs 30,000 mechanized infantry and tank troops - twice the size of the entire New Zealand Army - to protect him.


Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread

PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:44 pm
by riskllama
i heard Lady GaGa & JLo are scheduled to perform... =D>

Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Days of Doom

PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:21 am
by saxitoxin
There are more soldiers assigned to protect Biden than there are soldiers in the entire Swedish Army. (Most popular president in history.)

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Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Days of Doom

PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 4:02 pm
by saxitoxin
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Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:56 am
by saxitoxin
And we're off!

The inauguration celebrations have started with the evacuation of the U.S. Supreme Court due to a potential bomb.

Welcome to the Biden era!

Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:38 am
by 2dimes
riskllama wrote:i heard Lady GaGa & JLo are scheduled to perform... =D>


GaGa in the whitehouse. Singing the national anthem.

Kind of hoped to see more military guys and sandwiches. Oh well, it's still early.

Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:43 am
by saxitoxin
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Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:43 am
by riskllama
who did Trump have?

Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:44 am
by 2dimes
Kamala Harris is the Vice President of the USA. Swore in, it's official.

Here comes Jenny from the block. Singing Woody Guthrie.

Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:57 am
by saxitoxin
riskllama wrote:who did Trump have?


Scores of beautiful women.

Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:15 pm
by 2dimes
Pics or it never happened.

Following the inaugural speech, Garth Brooks is on now.

Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:18 pm
by degaston
saxitoxin wrote:
riskllama wrote:who did Trump have?


Scores of beautiful women.


Porn stars (including Melania), Russian spies, underage pageant contestants, prostitutes, sexual assault victims (including Ivana)...

Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:31 pm
by riskllama
degaston wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
riskllama wrote:who did Trump have?


Scores of beautiful women.


Porn stars (including Melania), Russian spies, underage pageant contestants, prostitutes, sexual assault victims (including Ivana)...


i googled it and the only "notable" acts i could find were the rockettes, the mormon tabernacle choir & 3 doors down - not much "star power" to be found there... :?

Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 1:37 pm
by saxitoxin
It must have been a thrill for Lady Gaga to perform in front of the throngs of inauguration attendees.

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Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 1:39 pm
by riskllama
i bet she even did it for free...;)

just to be clear here, saxi - you are aware there's a global pandemic still going on, right?

Re: Presidential Inauguration Thread: Countdown to Disaster

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:03 pm
by saxitoxin
riskllama wrote:i bet she even did it for free...;)

just to be clear here, saxi - you are aware there's a global pandemic still going on, right?


You think that made a difference? Pre-COVID history tells us otherwise. The Rats have a chronic enthusiasm problem. Maybe that's why they lost 30 seats in the House of Representatives and currently have the slimmest majority since WWII (actually, they may briefly lose their majority after three Representatives have to resign to take posts in His Fraudulency's cabinet).

2016 - Clinton vs Trump
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