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Death penalty for thieving German pig

PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:15 am
by mrswdk
German authorities have moved swiftly to punish a pig (market value: 154 EUR) that stole a human's laptop (market value: 450 EUR) in Berlin last week:

Elsa is the name given to the sow who was chased by a German nudist in Berlin, after she snatched his plastic bag containing a laptop.

The boars at Teufelssee - a lake in Berlin's leafy Grunewald district - "have lost their normal timidity" around humans, according to the local forestry office manager Katja Kammer.

Speaking to Berlin broadcaster rbb24, she said the sow should be "removed" because there were too many wild boars there, which could get aggressive and could spread disease to humans, including swine fever. Removal, she added, did not mean relocation, because that would require an area to be fenced off.

As many as 2,000 wild boars are shot in Berlin annually, and the hunting season starts in autumn.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53822057

Re: Death penalty for thieving German pig

PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2020 4:28 pm
by Dukasaur
The protestors who were arrested during the G20 summit in Toronto have just won a class-action lawsuit and will be paid between $5,000 and $25,000 each!

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/settlement-class-action-g20-summit-1.5689329

I actually considered going to that one and in the end I didn't. Now I'm kicking myself. 25 Gs for one night in jail!

Re: Death penalty for thieving German pig

PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2020 4:42 pm
by riskllama
yeah, i've done it for way less... :?

Re: Death penalty for thieving German pig

PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2020 5:10 pm
by mrswdk
Dukasaur wrote:The protestors who were arrested during the G20 summit in Toronto have just won a class-action lawsuit and will be paid between $5,000 and $25,000 each!

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/settlement-class-action-g20-summit-1.5689329

I actually considered going to that one and in the end I didn't. Now I'm kicking myself. 25 Gs for one night in jail!


After legal fees and taxes they'll probably end up owing the police $1,000 each and end up getting re-arrested and sent to debtor's prison.