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-------- Happy Bastille Day 2020 ...Viva la France.... ..America's oldest ally.....Cake for everyone... . ... ConfederateSS.out! The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

f*ck off!

on a side note... can you english speakers stop saying "viva la france"? Viva is spanish, and it makes as much sense as if I said "viva la USA" on the 4th of July. It wouldn't even be correct spanish, so just for reference
french: "vive la France" "vive les USA" (pronounced viv)
spanish: "viva Francia" "viva USA"... which they wouldn't really say... they would say "arriba Francia, arriba USA"

betiko wrote:f*ck off!

can't get any more french than that...

riskllama wrote:

betiko wrote:f*ck off!

can't get any more french than that...

My aunt's grand parents were French. Her husband my dad's brother often liked to say "Pardon my French." after saying a bad word so you're maths check out.

Viva la llama.

Nice! "Let them eat cake. There's no end to what they'll take."

Viva ala Duke. May the professor RIP.

Is Bastille day to celebrate the only war the French won? Not really worth celebrating as they were only fighting other French people.

It is the anniversary of a mob tearing down a building to commence overthrowing the house of Bourbon, but... Let's not ruin another one of your fantastic history lessons with reality.

Tell us more about the war.

2dimes wrote:It is the anniversary of a mob tearing down a building to commence overthrowing the house of Bourbon, but... Let's not ruin another one of your fantastic history lessons with reality.

Tell us more about the war.

It was a joke to wind the uptight betiko up even further. I know exactly what Bastille day is, I used to see a French bird and visited her parents in Lesparre Medoc for the holiday.

Now, please tell us more about how you and your friends play farting games together, everyone was enthralled with that thread. You gimp.

2dimes wrote:

That was funny dimes, but a bunch of men sitting in the same room playing farting games is probably one of the most retarded things I've ever heard. I you put it on the internet lol

I can't think of a time I have been in a room with a bunch of men. What sort of room do you gather in?

The ram wrote:Is Bastille day to celebrate the only war the French won? Not really worth celebrating as they were only fighting other French people.

You mean other than the Great War, the Thirty Years' War, the Sino-French War, the War of the League of Cambrai, the First Crusade, the Fourth Crusade, the War of Devolution, the War of the Third Coalition, the War of the Fourth Coalition, and about twenty others?

Oh, and let us not forget the Hundred Years' War. Showed your English friends the door pretty effectively, eh?

lol, Duk wins this thread. quel dommage...

Dukasaur wrote:

The ram wrote:Is Bastille day to celebrate the only war the French won? Not really worth celebrating as they were only fighting other French people.

You mean other than the Great War, the Thirty Years' War, the Sino-French War, the War of the League of Cambrai, the First Crusade, the Fourth Crusade, the War of Devolution, the War of the Third Coalition, the War of the Fourth Coalition, and about twenty others?

Oh, and let us not forget the Hundred Years' War. Showed your English friends the door pretty effectively, eh?

Over 8 hours after I stated that the post you quoted was a joke, you come up with that hahaha. You couldn't make the idiocy up.

riskllama wrote:lol, Duk wins this thread. quel dommage...

Stop creeping to the fool because you're scared he'll ban you again.

He tried to ban me because I called Shimmy a mong and he said it was short for Mongolian lol. It's short for mongoloid and I always used it for symmetry. Even if it was short for Mongolian, that's not in any way racist.

The guy is an idiot and if he bans you for an unacceptable spurious reason I suggest you contact big wham by email to overturn his small minded wank. He's nothing just a lackey.

huh?

He also banned me for a thread I made about 3 asylum seekers who attacked an old woman giving her a black eye, and spitting on her during the pandemic.

He said I had a bias of sharing crimes committed by minorities. I asked him to show me evidence of white lads doing the same and I would gladly share it. Then came silence.

He bans everyone who he views as right wing. Killing the forum.

Tragic.

Did you at least have a bunch of men sitting in the same room to help you through those lonely times you were banned?

2dimes wrote:

riskllama wrote:

betiko wrote:f*ck off!

can't get any more french than that...

My aunt's grand parents were French. Her husband my dad's brother often liked to say "Pardon my French." after saying a bad word so you're maths check out.

Viva la llama.

---------Really betiko...such French spoken on your daughter's birthday...well you said that in last year's Bastille thread... ....everyone loves birthday cake... Happy Birthday to betiko's daughter ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

Dukasaur wrote:

The ram wrote:Is Bastille day to celebrate the only war the French won? Not really worth celebrating as they were only fighting other French people.

You mean other than the Great War, the Thirty Years' War, the Sino-French War, the War of the League of Cambrai, the First Crusade, the Fourth Crusade, the War of Devolution, the War of the Third Coalition, the War of the Fourth Coalition, and about twenty others?

Oh, and let us not forget the Hundred Years' War. Showed your English friends the door pretty effectively, eh?

There's actually a video on youtube that shows a ranking of nations with the most battles/wars won in recorded human history... and number 1 is France. I'm pretty sure we could've done a lot better, but hey, number 1 in history is not that bad. I guess we can take a bit of English banter, in all their history they haven't managed to make an island half the size of france a single nation.
Also... UK covid death rate... hahaha! Boris Johnson is a genius.

ConfederateSS wrote:

2dimes wrote:

riskllama wrote:

betiko wrote:f*ck off!

can't get any more french than that...

My aunt's grand parents were French. Her husband my dad's brother often liked to say "Pardon my French." after saying a bad word so you're maths check out.

Viva la llama.

---------Really betiko...such French spoken on your daughter's birthday...well you said that in last year's Bastille thread... ....everyone loves birthday cake... Happy Birthday to betiko's daughter ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

Lol, well spotted sherlock
So not only do you celebrate every historical date you come accross, but you also go back on the previous year's thread of celebration?
You are the biggest birthday geek I've seen

betiko wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

The ram wrote:Is Bastille day to celebrate the only war the French won? Not really worth celebrating as they were only fighting other French people.

You mean other than the Great War, the Thirty Years' War, the Sino-French War, the War of the League of Cambrai, the First Crusade, the Fourth Crusade, the War of Devolution, the War of the Third Coalition, the War of the Fourth Coalition, and about twenty others?

Oh, and let us not forget the Hundred Years' War. Showed your English friends the door pretty effectively, eh?

There's actually a video on youtube that shows a ranking of nations with the most battles/wars won in recorded human history... and number 1 is France. I'm pretty sure we could've done a lot better, but hey, number 1 in history is not that bad. I guess we can take a bit of English banter, in all their history they haven't managed to make an island half the size of france a single nation.
Also... UK covid death rate... hahaha! Boris Johnson is a genius.

The fact that the moron mentioned the 100 year war and says the English were shown the door pretty effectively is hilarious. Just take a few seconds to think about it.

The ram wrote:

betiko wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

The ram wrote:Is Bastille day to celebrate the only war the French won? Not really worth celebrating as they were only fighting other French people.

You mean other than the Great War, the Thirty Years' War, the Sino-French War, the War of the League of Cambrai, the First Crusade, the Fourth Crusade, the War of Devolution, the War of the Third Coalition, the War of the Fourth Coalition, and about twenty others?

Oh, and let us not forget the Hundred Years' War. Showed your English friends the door pretty effectively, eh?

There's actually a video on youtube that shows a ranking of nations with the most battles/wars won in recorded human history... and number 1 is France. I'm pretty sure we could've done a lot better, but hey, number 1 in history is not that bad. I guess we can take a bit of English banter, in all their history they haven't managed to make an island half the size of france a single nation.
Also... UK covid death rate... hahaha! Boris Johnson is a genius.

The fact that the moron mentioned the 100 year war and says the English were shown the door pretty effectively is hilarious. Just take a few seconds to think about it.

Lol, you inherited half of France, couldn't keep any of it. Oh, held on to your little toehold in Calais for a few centuries more, before fleeing from that, too. Losing half of France in one hare-brained campaign or another counts as one of the greatest failures of all time, I would think.

Dukasaur wrote:

The ram wrote:

betiko wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

The ram wrote:Is Bastille day to celebrate the only war the French won? Not really worth celebrating as they were only fighting other French people.

You mean other than the Great War, the Thirty Years' War, the Sino-French War, the War of the League of Cambrai, the First Crusade, the Fourth Crusade, the War of Devolution, the War of the Third Coalition, the War of the Fourth Coalition, and about twenty others?

Oh, and let us not forget the Hundred Years' War. Showed your English friends the door pretty effectively, eh?

There's actually a video on youtube that shows a ranking of nations with the most battles/wars won in recorded human history... and number 1 is France. I'm pretty sure we could've done a lot better, but hey, number 1 in history is not that bad. I guess we can take a bit of English banter, in all their history they haven't managed to make an island half the size of france a single nation.
Also... UK covid death rate... hahaha! Boris Johnson is a genius.

The fact that the moron mentioned the 100 year war and says the English were shown the door pretty effectively is hilarious. Just take a few seconds to think about it.

Lol, you inherited half of France, couldn't keep any of it. Oh, held on to your little toehold in Calais for a few centuries more, before fleeing from that, too. Losing half of France in one hare-brained campaign or another counts as one of the greatest failures of all time, I would think.

Are you really eating your brain this way, ‘debating’ the ineptitude of medieval war leaders with a present day racist?

What either the French or British aristocracy did in that time period, though interesting, isn’t really important or related to their present day ‘martial ability’. The fighting by aristocracy for pieces of land in that time is more akin to a legal battle over a will than anything else. Unfortunately the rich assholes back then drew low income / uneducated men into their battles and had the ‘lower class’ people die for their squabbles.