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HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:40 am
by ConfederateSS
--------- HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020 :!: =D> =D> =D> ....Oh! CANADA....Thank God...There Is One Country in North America...That is calm and relaxed... :D =D> =D> =D> ... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:13 pm
by Dukasaur


Even more relevant today than when it was first produced.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:35 pm
by hotfire
There are 23 countries in NA and many of them are known for being calm and relaxed.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:38 pm
by 2dimes
What is NA?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:06 pm
by Dukasaur
hotfire wrote:There are 23 countries in NA and many of them are known for being calm and relaxed.


Go piss on someone else's parade. This is our day!














Full disclosure: I'm pretty pissed right now. Been waiting so long for a day off, had high hopes, have dinner reservations at a place I've always wanted to try, have some friends coming, was going to have a few drinks, maybe a toke, maybe a leisurely night. Just got the phone call. The bosses have decided the holiday ends at midnight so I can resume production at midnight. Which means no drinks or tokes at dinner, just looking at the clock, probably answer half a dozen work-related calls in the middle of dinner.

Just over seven hours notice that my holiday is no holiday.

In the month of April, when most of the world had a month's paid vacation, I had one day off in the entire month. Worked 29 days out of 30. May was a little better, June is back to the shit. I've gained 15 pounds in the last month from the constant stress eating. My sugar is out of control for the first time in 18 months. I just want to walk into head office with a machete and kill every last cocksucking parasite in the place.

Happy Canada Day to those lucky enough to work in a union shop and actually have their days off respected.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:15 pm
by 2dimes
Duke, time to call in for a sick day before you get sick bro.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:22 pm
by mookiemcgee
2dimes wrote:Duke, time to call in for a sick day before you get sick bro.


Just tell them you have a fever and you'll get min two weeks off guaranteed ;)

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:05 pm
by betiko
f*ck off

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:11 pm
by Jdsizzleslice
Happy Canada Day. :)

Canada is chill *most* times. Lol.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:44 pm
by riskllama
sorry to hear you got the shaft today, Duk - if it makes you feel any better, i batched a bunch & poured a bunch of concrete today. for free... :-s

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:57 pm
by 2dimes
riskllama wrote:sorry to hear you got the shaft today, Duk - if it makes you feel any better, i batched a bunch & poured a bunch of concrete today. for free... :-s


Of course that doesn't make him feel better. You were probably lit doing it.

All he wanted was to kick back and get mellow.

betiko wrote:f*ck off


No you.

Re: HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:41 pm
by riskllama
got post-lit, actually - but yeah, it's not the same.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:52 pm
by 2dimes
I'm guessing he has to sober up 12 hours before shift. Makes it so you can barely get a buzz between them. Three or four beers right after shift then hit the sack. Since they called him in for midnight he probably had less than 12 hours and couldn't even have one.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:34 pm
by riskllama
f*ck off, betty...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:38 pm
by 2dimes
Don't mind him he probably hates all 3 countries in North America.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:44 am
by jusplay4fun
Sounds like Duk needs a day or two OFF. Take Mookie's suggestion, Duk; it may help your outlook.

JP4Fun

mookiemcgee wrote:
2dimes wrote:Duke, time to call in for a sick day before you get sick bro.


Just tell them you have a fever and you'll get min two weeks off guaranteed ;)

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:33 am
by betiko
2dimes wrote:Don't mind him he probably hates all 3 countries in North America.


Nothing against canada, it s just my theme on all confederatess congratulatory posts

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:24 am
by jusplay4fun
NA = North America..?

Jus speculating......

2dimes wrote:What is NA?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:00 am
by jimboston
NA = Not Applicable..?

Jus speculating......

2dimes wrote:What is NA?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:02 am
by jimboston
Dukasaur wrote:Full disclosure: I'm pretty pissed right now. Been waiting so long for a day off, had high hopes, have dinner reservations at a place I've always wanted to try, have some friends coming, was going to have a few drinks, maybe a toke, maybe a leisurely night. Just got the phone call. The bosses have decided the holiday ends at midnight so I can resume production at midnight. Which means no drinks or tokes at dinner, just looking at the clock, probably answer half a dozen work-related calls in the middle of dinner.

Just over seven hours notice that my holiday is no holiday.

In the month of April, when most of the world had a month's paid vacation, I had one day off in the entire month. Worked 29 days out of 30. May was a little better, June is back to the shit. I've gained 15 pounds in the last month from the constant stress eating. My sugar is out of control for the first time in 18 months. I just want to walk into head office with a machete and kill every last cocksucking parasite in the place.

Happy Canada Day to those lucky enough to work in a union shop and actually have their days off respected.


Production of what?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:05 am
by jimboston


I love this video!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:08 am
by jimboston
hotfire wrote:There are 23 countries in NA and many of them are known for being calm and relaxed.


There’s only one that Matters!
(sic)

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:54 am
by Dukasaur
jimboston wrote:Production of what?

In the general case, I'm in highway maintenance. In this specific case, the painting of the pretty white lines down the side of the Her Majesty's highway so that Her Majesty's taxpaying lemmings know that they shouldn't drive off into the ditch.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:11 am
by 2dimes
jusplay4fun wrote:NA = North America..?

Jus speculating......

2dimes wrote:What is NA?


How many countries do you speculate are in in North America?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 11:53 am
by jimboston
Dukasaur wrote:
jimboston wrote:Production of what?

In the general case, I'm in highway maintenance. In this specific case, the painting of the pretty white lines down the side of the Her Majesty's highway so that Her Majesty's taxpaying lemmings know that they shouldn't drive off into the ditch.


It’s important because lemming need lines.

Though it could probably wait a day.

Is your boss Canadian? Your boss sounds American.