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In yet more proof that the Chinese government’s Fake COVID-19 Statistics Bureau cannot be trusted, the British government has published the alternative methodology it used (but CHINESE CUMMUNARDS shamefully did not) to arrive at a far more truthful set of COVID-19 statistics:

PPE: Government counted each glove as single item to reach one billion total, investigation shows

It emerges that officials counted 547 million individual gloves rather than 273.5 million pairs in arriving at PPE equipment figure.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... ion-total/

Separately the White House has been in the press for reaching a notable milestone: the President’s 1,000 Unappreciated Truth! This time telling people that he did not make the endorsements of drinking bleach that videos show he made.

Let’s give a big hand and raise a glass of non-alcoholic drink to toast Western governments for teaching the Dirty Chinese how to be honest.

"The other kids are doing it too!" has never been a valid defense. I learned this in Grade 2.

Dukasaur wrote:"The other kids are doing it too!" has never been a valid defense. I learned this in Grade 2.

If all your friends jumped off a cliff...

Dukasaur wrote:"The other kids are doing it too!" has never been a valid defense. I learned this in Grade 2.

Not what I’m saying, try again.

You so know that China isn't our friend, correct?

Why would they be honest with us? What's their incentive to do so? None.

Thank you Captain Obvious for yet another post pointing out that totalitarian regimes are economical with the truth. Coming revelations from MrsWeak, saline water contains salt, mushrooms can be magic, politicians lie, the msm have owners and print what they are told, women aren't funny, potato chips are different to wood chips, 1G did not cause the bubonic plague,

BoganGod wrote:Thank you Captain Obvious for yet another post pointing out that totalitarian regimes are economical with the truth. Coming revelations from MrsWeak, saline water contains salt, mushrooms can be magic, politicians lie, the msm have owners and print what they are told, women aren't funny, potato chips are different to wood chips, 1G did not cause the bubonic plague,

And BoganGod is sexist.

BoganGod wrote:potato chips are different to wood chips

When did they change them?

There's wood pulp in loads of different McDonald's foods. So it's actually pretty good for your insides, all that fiber.

BoganGod wrote:1G did not cause the bubonic plague,

?

1G?

The UK Govt caught cooking the books once again:

The government has changed the way it is counting the number of covid-19 tests carried out in a bid to hit its target of 100,000 tests per day by the end of April, HSJ can reveal.

Previously, a test would be counted once the sample had been processed in laboratories. But this definition has been changed in the last few days, a senior source told HSJ.

https://www.hsj.co.uk/quality-and-perfo ... 44.article

I'll look forward to all the CIA trollbots who've been ranting on and on about how devious China is also issuing a series of rabid posts about how you can't trust the UK and how the reason COVID-19 is so bad is because of UK Government lies.

mrswdk wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:"The other kids are doing it too!" has never been a valid defense. I learned this in Grade 2.

Not what I’m saying, try again.

it's exactly what you're saying. Do you really trust the fact that china suddenly had like 20 new cases and 2 death per day, even with strict confinement policies? Do you think all country stats have to be taken as seriously when clearly all counting methods are not the same?

I think all the articles pointing fingers at China saying that because there are some flaws in the official stats that is proof that the Chinese Government is engaged in a malign cover-up, but the exact same sources give a free pass to every other country in the world for publishing equally flawed data.

mrswdk wrote:

BoganGod wrote:Thank you Captain Obvious for yet another post pointing out that totalitarian regimes are economical with the truth. Coming revelations from MrsWeak, saline water contains salt, mushrooms can be magic, politicians lie, the msm have owners and print what they are told, women aren't funny, potato chips are different to wood chips, 1G did not cause the bubonic plague,

And BoganGod is sexist.

Hate facts, hurt your bottom I see. Now pull your pants up because your bottom makes me think of pimple popping channels on youtube. Bumpy butt

It's called beef. But you would know that.

mrswdk wrote:There's wood pulp in loads of different McDonald's foods. So it's actually pretty good for your insides, all that fiber.

Dukasaur wrote:

BoganGod wrote:potato chips are different to wood chips

When did they change them?

If you eat from McDonalds they haven't changed still made from wood pulp, bleach, and prisoner semen.

BoganGod wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

BoganGod wrote:potato chips are different to wood chips

When did they change them?

If you eat from McDonalds they haven't changed still made from wood pulp, bleach, and prisoner semen.

I think you'll find that's been renamed "freedom semen".

jonesthecurl wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

BoganGod wrote:potato chips are different to wood chips

When did they change them?

If you eat from McDonalds they haven't changed still made from wood pulp, bleach, and prisoner semen.

I think you'll find that's been renamed "freedom semen".

Sadly not as that would be a beautiful tale, freedom sounds to much like free man. This would be a level of unintentional and cruel irony that not even McDonalds working with the government and private prisons would stoop to.

I believe it is sometimes know as convict cum to the more uncultured commentators.

You can't get potato chips at McDonalds.

Are you guys still calling French fries, chips, down there? Pom Frite were never called chips in the United States of America unless specifically served with fish as "fish n chips".

Here in Canada up until the 1980s it could be confusing, since as we were attatched to the US we never used the term crisps.

As a commonwealth, chips could mean potatoes prepared two very different ways. Typically if you prefaced it with Potato that meant the hard thin sliced snack that comes in a bag or tube and are ok eaten at room temperature for weeks. And just chips was often French fries that can be pretty disappointing once they cool off and get soggy.

Since the 1990s we decided to tag along with the US regarding nomenclature since they are the leaders in that sort of cuisine, chips = crisps and French fries = the potato part of fish and chips.

I think it happened because of the policy at McDonalds to ask, "Would you like fries with that?" after every item ordered. It eventually changed to, "Meal or just the Sandwich?"

jimboston wrote:

BoganGod wrote:1G did not cause the bubonic plague,

?

1G?

5G is being blamed for the Mexican beer virus, just like 5G is not responsible for that
1G was not responsible for the bubonic plague. A statement that holds true whether or not 1G ever existed......

British government calculates take up of its new COVID contact tracing app by looking at the results of a Facebook poll run by a local radio station:

https://fullfact.org/health/coronavirus ... race-poll/

BoganGod wrote:Thank you Captain Obvious for yet another post pointing out that totalitarian regimes are economical with the truth. Coming revelations from MrsWeak, saline water contains salt, mushrooms can be magic, politicians lie, the msm have owners and print what they are told, women aren't funny, potato chips are different to wood chips, 1G did not cause the bubonic plague,

I love you

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

BoganGod wrote:Thank you Captain Obvious for yet another post pointing out that totalitarian regimes are economical with the truth. Coming revelations from MrsWeak, saline water contains salt, mushrooms can be magic, politicians lie, the msm have owners and print what they are told, women aren't funny, potato chips are different to wood chips, 1G did not cause the bubonic plague,

I love you

Get in line bub! Long time no sea, howzit?

Dishwater still dirty.