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A message from God

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:25 pm
by jonesthecurl
Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.

Re: A message from God

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:40 pm
by mookiemcgee
jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.


Was it God or hitred?

Re: A message from God

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:55 pm
by HitRed

Re: A message from God

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:14 pm
by Maxleod
mookiemcgee wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.


Was it God or hitred?



Re: A message from God

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:09 am
by KoolBak
Oh man..... :lol:

jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.

Re: A message from God

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:22 pm
by betiko
jonesthecurl wrote:Our pet Jesus channel is not the only one that God talks directly to:
The wife of the CEO of Hobby Lobby was contacted directly by God to inform her that the stores should remain open, and that Hobby Lobby had some sort of dvine protection.

It appears that God got it wrong, as stores are now closing and staff being sacked with no notice.


What a country that number2... in the greatest nation, china, zealots get deported and its people know how to follow the rules and contain the virus

Re: A message from God

PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:39 am
by BoganGod
I should smite you for blasphemy you misbegotten he/she spawn of an abscessed dung beetle's dalliance with a pus dwelling maggot.

I did not send a message, there was no message from God. Begone fowl turkey wight.

Re: A message from God

PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:47 am
by Dukasaur
"A bird shit on your head.
And you complained.
Why?
Do you think you're somebody important?"

-- David Helwig

Re: A message from God

PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:25 am
by jonesthecurl
BoganGod wrote:I should smite you for blasphemy you misbegotten he/she spawn of an abscessed dung beetle's dalliance with a pus dwelling maggot.

I did not send a message, there was no message from God. Begone fowl turkey wight.


Your mother was a pile of steaming camel dung, and your father was a sick frog on a bad hair day.

Re: A message from God

PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:00 am
by KoolBak
....and most likely smelt of elderberries.....

Re: A message from God

PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:13 am
by BoganGod
KoolBak wrote:....and most likely smelt of elderberries.....

yes I fart in that necro felchers general direction then grow fearful that he/she/zir/they will find it an invitation to get busy.

Re: A message from God

PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2020 1:38 pm
by what,me worry?
What if god was one of us....? Just a..... Like one of uuussss....find his way home....yaass yasss yesss yhesss yhass yusss