Conquer Club

A prominent UK lawyer made famous by his attempts to use the British courts to subvert Brexit has revealed on Twitter that he spent his Christmas in his garden beating a fox to death with a cricket bat while dressed in his wife’s kimono:

https://www.smh.com.au/world/europe/pro ... 53n2n.html

The UK’s animal protection authority (the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) has immediately launched an investigation into the antics of this disgusting Remainer following the public outcry that has subsequently ensued.

Reminds me of the time I beat the neighbour's kid to death with a hockey stick while wearing my sumo outfit.

Oh sure, pity the poor fox, but what about those chickens?

You realize that if Chickens had rights to guns or even knives they wouldn't need protecting from bat wielding lawyers.

This is clearly the fault of the Mayor, even the chickens are no longer safe in the city.