Conquer Club

Prince Andrew, eighth in line to the throne of Saskatchewan, went on television for an hour to assure Saskatchewanians that he was not a pedo rapist.

He offered the following proof to counter claims he was a pedo rapist:

- One of his alleged victims said he "sweated like a stuffed hog" when he raped her in 2001, however, the Prince said that in 2001 he had an undiagnosed medical condition that prevented him from sweating but that he's all better now and that's why he was sweating on camera during the interview. However, since it was an undiagnosed condition there were obviously no medical records available to prove he had the mystery ailment.

- One of his alleged victims said he raped her on March 10, 2001 but he said he suddenly remembered the exact date he dined at a Pizza Express in Woking 18 years ago and it happened to be March 10, so he couldn't have raped her, because he was eating pizza. The fact the managers of the Pizza Express don't remember a Prince of the Blood eating at their pizzeria is because he's a modest pizza eater - he just gets plain cheese, not anything fancy like a Meat Lover's Supreme that would stand out.

- A photo of him with an alleged victim he said must have been doctored with such precision that no photo expert has been able to debunk it.

- He happens to be the most unlucky traveler in history. He stayed overnight at Jeffrey Epstein's house only because there was no other accommodations available on the nights in question. Everything was booked. Every Hilton, Holiday Inn, Travelodge, Motel 6 - everything. Nothing was available except Jeffrey Epstein's guest room. He traveled on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet because there were no other airplane tickets available. Every single seat on every airline was booked except a seat on Epstein's private plane.

it wasn't Rape Rape..

This interview has got to be up there with the one those two Russian assassins gave after trying to bump off the exile living in Salisbury. 'We only went to Salisbury to see its 123-metre high spire!'

Such a shame to see a man of Prince Andrew's repute fall into a life of sordid crime and disrepute in this way. The effect of letting an American into your social circle really is quite catastrophic.

mrswdk wrote:The effect of letting an American into your social circle really is quite catastrophic.

That's why we're not friends. I care about you too much.

Ma'am thinks allowing Americans who are of Chinese decent into your social circle would be Catastrophic..

*descent...

saxitoxin wrote:

mrswdk wrote:The effect of letting an American into your social circle really is quite catastrophic.

That's why we're not friends. I care about you too much.

The 's' in 'saxitoxin' stands for 'SteadfastlyConsiderateAndThoughtful'.

On a side note, the age of consent in the UK is 16 so even if Prince Andrew did rape that 17 year-old it wouldn't make him a pedo. Just a straightforward garden variety rapist.

mrswdk wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

mrswdk wrote:The effect of letting an American into your social circle really is quite catastrophic.

That's why we're not friends. I care about you too much.

The 's' in 'saxitoxin' stands for 'SteadfastlyConsiderateAndThoughtful'.

On a side note, the age of consent in the UK is 16 so even if Prince Andrew did rape that 17 year-old it wouldn't make him a pedo. Just a straightforward garden variety rapist.

the thing is that in the US you put the age of consent at 16 then all the dirty old farts in their 50s would try their way with 16yo. If they don't have boundaries they just can't control themselves. Just like they need to put a legal age of 21 to drink because 18yos are not responsible enough to have a beer at the restaurant with their dad.
If you have 2 17yo dating for years and fucking, as soon as the dude turns 18 he can become a pedorapist, yay

This girl I know, from Belgium, went for a year of exchange in an american family, I think it was kentuky or another of these rat holes, she was 17 at the time, and the dad waited for her 18th birthday to rape her. Such an american thing to do. Seriously, for law it might be better, but for realsies that is 10 times worse. the dude had been planning it the whole time. fucking disgusting predator

betiko wrote:This girl I know, from Belgium, went for a year of exchange in an american family, I think it was kentuky or another of these rat holes, she was 17 at the time, and the dad waited for her 18th birthday to rape her. Such an american thing to do.

At least she wasn't black. If she had been he'd have called the police and had her shot for entrapment.

mrswdk wrote:

betiko wrote:This girl I know, from Belgium, went for a year of exchange in an american family, I think it was kentuky or another of these rat holes, she was 17 at the time, and the dad waited for her 18th birthday to rape her. Such an american thing to do.

At least she wasn't black. If she had been he'd have called the police and had her shot for entrapment.

if she was an immigrant Islamic woman in China they would have tossed her husband in an concentration camp & forced her to sleep with a designated Chinese man...

betiko wrote:

mrswdk wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

mrswdk wrote:The effect of letting an American into your social circle really is quite catastrophic.

That's why we're not friends. I care about you too much.

The 's' in 'saxitoxin' stands for 'SteadfastlyConsiderateAndThoughtful'.

On a side note, the age of consent in the UK is 16 so even if Prince Andrew did rape that 17 year-old it wouldn't make him a pedo. Just a straightforward garden variety rapist.

the thing is that in the US you put the age of consent at 16 then all the dirty old farts in their 50s would try their way with 16yo. If they don't have boundaries they just can't control themselves. Just like they need to put a legal age of 21 to drink because 18yos are not responsible enough to have a beer at the restaurant with their dad.
If you have 2 17yo dating for years and fucking, as soon as the dude turns 18 he can become a pedorapist, yay

This girl I know, from Belgium, went for a year of exchange in an american family, I think it was kentuky or another of these rat holes, she was 17 at the time, and the dad waited for her 18th birthday to rape her. Such an american thing to do. Seriously, for law it might be better, but for realsies that is 10 times worse. the dude had been planning it the whole time. fucking disgusting predator

Predicted! All the Europeans come racing into this thread to proclaim why 16, 15, 14, 13, 12 is too old for an age of consent.

They truly are the most civilized continent!

mrswdk wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

mrswdk wrote:The effect of letting an American into your social circle really is quite catastrophic.

That's why we're not friends. I care about you too much.

The 's' in 'saxitoxin' stands for 'SteadfastlyConsiderateAndThoughtful'.

On a side note, the age of consent in the UK is 16 so even if Prince Andrew did rape that 17 year-old it wouldn't make him a pedo. Just a straightforward garden variety rapist.

The marriage age in Tennessee was 10 until last year. So you could have sex with a 10 year old as long as you married her/him first. In Alaska and North Carolina it's currently 14.

pretty sure the Europeans will argue he cannot be a pedo if the child doesn't know what sex is..

it's the next phase of denial..

( oh & Prince Andrew just resigned from his official daily duties... he had to get the Queen's approval.. )

saxitoxin wrote:
The marriage age in Tennessee was 10 until last year. So you could have sex with a 10 year old as long as you married her/him first. In Alaska and North Carolina it's currently 14.

what is it in Utah? gotta be somewheres between 6-9, yeah?

Not that they matter but the "marriage laws" in Utah were tightened up to help their image. Also there are qualifiers.

The good news is if you can buy her a drink you should be ok. It's mandatory government issue ID to get an adult beverage.

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:

mrswdk wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

mrswdk wrote:The effect of letting an American into your social circle really is quite catastrophic.

That's why we're not friends. I care about you too much.

The 's' in 'saxitoxin' stands for 'SteadfastlyConsiderateAndThoughtful'.

On a side note, the age of consent in the UK is 16 so even if Prince Andrew did rape that 17 year-old it wouldn't make him a pedo. Just a straightforward garden variety rapist.

the thing is that in the US you put the age of consent at 16 then all the dirty old farts in their 50s would try their way with 16yo. If they don't have boundaries they just can't control themselves. Just like they need to put a legal age of 21 to drink because 18yos are not responsible enough to have a beer at the restaurant with their dad.
If you have 2 17yo dating for years and fucking, as soon as the dude turns 18 he can become a pedorapist, yay

This girl I know, from Belgium, went for a year of exchange in an american family, I think it was kentuky or another of these rat holes, she was 17 at the time, and the dad waited for her 18th birthday to rape her. Such an american thing to do. Seriously, for law it might be better, but for realsies that is 10 times worse. the dude had been planning it the whole time. fucking disgusting predator

Predicted! All the Europeans come racing into this thread to proclaim why 16, 15, 14, 13, 12 is too old for an age of consent.

They truly are the most civilized continent!

Europe is the last remaining defender of personal liberty and freedom in this cruel and oppressive world.

mrswdk wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:

mrswdk wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

mrswdk wrote:The effect of letting an American into your social circle really is quite catastrophic.

That's why we're not friends. I care about you too much.

The 's' in 'saxitoxin' stands for 'SteadfastlyConsiderateAndThoughtful'.

On a side note, the age of consent in the UK is 16 so even if Prince Andrew did rape that 17 year-old it wouldn't make him a pedo. Just a straightforward garden variety rapist.

the thing is that in the US you put the age of consent at 16 then all the dirty old farts in their 50s would try their way with 16yo. If they don't have boundaries they just can't control themselves. Just like they need to put a legal age of 21 to drink because 18yos are not responsible enough to have a beer at the restaurant with their dad.
If you have 2 17yo dating for years and fucking, as soon as the dude turns 18 he can become a pedorapist, yay

This girl I know, from Belgium, went for a year of exchange in an american family, I think it was kentuky or another of these rat holes, she was 17 at the time, and the dad waited for her 18th birthday to rape her. Such an american thing to do. Seriously, for law it might be better, but for realsies that is 10 times worse. the dude had been planning it the whole time. fucking disgusting predator

Predicted! All the Europeans come racing into this thread to proclaim why 16, 15, 14, 13, 12 is too old for an age of consent.

They truly are the most civilized continent!

Europe is the last remaining defender of personal liberty and freedom in this cruel and oppressive world.

Sorry, Brexiteer. You no longer speak for Europe

because entire continents encompass a single ideology...

Europe: Countries: Albania, Andorra, Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Kosovo, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, Netherlands, North Macedonia, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom, Vatican City State.

according to Ma'aM. there is no difference between Vatican City & Bosnia.. they have the same agenda..

Dukasaur wrote:

mrswdk wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:

mrswdk wrote:
The 's' in 'saxitoxin' stands for 'SteadfastlyConsiderateAndThoughtful'.

On a side note, the age of consent in the UK is 16 so even if Prince Andrew did rape that 17 year-old it wouldn't make him a pedo. Just a straightforward garden variety rapist.

the thing is that in the US you put the age of consent at 16 then all the dirty old farts in their 50s would try their way with 16yo. If they don't have boundaries they just can't control themselves. Just like they need to put a legal age of 21 to drink because 18yos are not responsible enough to have a beer at the restaurant with their dad.
If you have 2 17yo dating for years and fucking, as soon as the dude turns 18 he can become a pedorapist, yay

This girl I know, from Belgium, went for a year of exchange in an american family, I think it was kentuky or another of these rat holes, she was 17 at the time, and the dad waited for her 18th birthday to rape her. Such an american thing to do. Seriously, for law it might be better, but for realsies that is 10 times worse. the dude had been planning it the whole time. fucking disgusting predator

Predicted! All the Europeans come racing into this thread to proclaim why 16, 15, 14, 13, 12 is too old for an age of consent.

They truly are the most civilized continent!

Europe is the last remaining defender of personal liberty and freedom in this cruel and oppressive world.

Sorry, Brexiteer. You no longer speak for Europe

European Union =/= Europe

mrswdk wrote:
European Union =/= Europe

Europe = 46 countries
EU = 28 countries ( pending Brexit.. it will be 27.. )

61% of a contintet gets to tell the rest what to do..

( be careful what you wish for... 80% is more than 61%... )

mrswdk wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

mrswdk wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:

mrswdk wrote:
The 's' in 'saxitoxin' stands for 'SteadfastlyConsiderateAndThoughtful'.

On a side note, the age of consent in the UK is 16 so even if Prince Andrew did rape that 17 year-old it wouldn't make him a pedo. Just a straightforward garden variety rapist.

the thing is that in the US you put the age of consent at 16 then all the dirty old farts in their 50s would try their way with 16yo. If they don't have boundaries they just can't control themselves. Just like they need to put a legal age of 21 to drink because 18yos are not responsible enough to have a beer at the restaurant with their dad.
If you have 2 17yo dating for years and fucking, as soon as the dude turns 18 he can become a pedorapist, yay

This girl I know, from Belgium, went for a year of exchange in an american family, I think it was kentuky or another of these rat holes, she was 17 at the time, and the dad waited for her 18th birthday to rape her. Such an american thing to do. Seriously, for law it might be better, but for realsies that is 10 times worse. the dude had been planning it the whole time. fucking disgusting predator

Predicted! All the Europeans come racing into this thread to proclaim why 16, 15, 14, 13, 12 is too old for an age of consent.

They truly are the most civilized continent!

Europe is the last remaining defender of personal liberty and freedom in this cruel and oppressive world.

Sorry, Brexiteer. You no longer speak for Europe

European Union =/= Europe

mrswdk = Eurotrash