I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:33 am Give me your terrible suggestions
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Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:33 amRe: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:34 am Should I just get everyone to dress as T-rexes and have a picnic
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Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:49 amInvite me 
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:50 amRazorvich wrote:Invite me
and if you must TeeGee
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:55 amWhere do you fuckers even live?
You just want the free food
You just want the free food
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 5:49 amSkoffin wrote:Where do you fuckers even live?
You just want the free food
I'm in Perth TeeGee is in Melbourne.
TeeGee wants the free food.. I want the free booze.
so my turn for questions.
1. Are you the bride?
2. Are the Brides maids hot and single?
3. Will you tell our wives what we get up to?
4. are you serving oysters? (Bad idea BTW)
5. What will be the house beer and house wine on offer?
6. Will there be entertainment?
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:16 ammake sure you have twice as much lighting as you think you need, unless it's an astronomers wedding
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Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:57 amSkoffin wrote: Give me your terrible suggestions
Sad I know this. Only invite divorcees and their former spouses + tones of liquor. Serve CORN chowder.
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:12 amShrimps on the barbie? Sheilas on the barbie??
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:49 amIs it a Western wedding or another sort of wedding (e.g. Hindu, Chinese, Sharia)?
Try and avoid doing anything patriarchal during the ceremony, which is hard given marriage's patriarchal roots but still doable.
Try and avoid doing anything patriarchal during the ceremony, which is hard given marriage's patriarchal roots but still doable.
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:27 pm1/3 of all the shows on the Hallmark channel are dedicated to weddings. (The other third are dedicated to Christmas, and the other third to Princes, but that doesn't mean that they don't have shows where a prince marries someone on Christmas, typically some ordinary American.)
OK, they also love vineyards and chocolate.
OK, they also love vineyards and chocolate.
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Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:57 pmtzor wrote:1/3 of all the shows on the Hallmark channel are dedicated to weddings. (The other third are dedicated to Christmas, and the other third to Princes, but that doesn't mean that they don't have shows where a prince marries someone on Christmas, typically some ordinary American.)
OK, they also love vineyards and chocolate.
Don't they have cutesie murder mysteries solved by canny housewives too? Or am I thinking of another channel?
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 4:24 amJust bring copious amounts of booze.
Wedding has now been planned.
Wedding has now been planned.
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:24 amRazorvich wrote:Skoffin wrote:Where do you fuckers even live?
You just want the free food
I'm in Perth TeeGee is in Melbourne.
TeeGee wants the free food.. I want the free booze.
so my turn for questions.
1. Are you the bride?
2. Are the Brides maids hot and single?
3. Will you tell our wives what we get up to?
4. are you serving oysters? (Bad idea BTW)
5. What will be the house beer and house wine on offer?
6. Will there be entertainment?
BEER ME
Wives? What are they Raz?
Oysters? I will be spending 2-3 days in hospital, Pies,sausage rolls and if you wanna go fancy, maybe a BBQ.. or real fancy - pig on a spit. MMM Bacon
and BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
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BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER,
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:25 am The venue already comes with unlimited drinks, which I feel is a terrible idea but it's part of the price already.
Murder mystery wedding? Great idea thanks lads.
We should have costumes too
Murder mystery wedding? Great idea thanks lads.
We should have costumes too
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:28 amRazorvich wrote:Skoffin wrote:Where do you fuckers even live?
You just want the free food
I'm in Perth TeeGee is in Melbourne.
TeeGee wants the free food.. I want the free booze.
so my turn for questions.
1. Are you the bride? Yes
2. Are the Brides maids hot and single? She is young, hot, and single, and you are absolutely not to touch her.
3. Will you tell our wives what we get up to? You have a wife?!
4. are you serving oysters? (Bad idea BTW) No. They are expensive and I'm allergic.
5. What will be the house beer and house wine on offer? I don't know, a bunch of different wines and regular and light beers. Maybe spirits too but unknown currently.
6. Will there be entertainment? No fun allowed.
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:33 amJudging by the way my comment was ignored and from the inputs of some others in this thread I am growing seriously concerned that this will not be an inclusive wedding. Will the catering options include vegan, halal and kosher? Will people who do not take drugs like alcohol be able to participate in the festivities on an equal footing with other guests? Will the wedding be eco-friendly, avoiding unnecessary use of plastics, littering the environment with non-biodegradable confetti, keeping beef off the menu etc.?
These are all serious considerations that I look forward to hearing have been addressed.
These are all serious considerations that I look forward to hearing have been addressed.
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:35 amSounding suspiciously Catholic.
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:46 amI dare you to invite me
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:12 ammrswdk wrote:Judging by the way my comment was ignored and from the inputs of some others in this thread I am growing seriously concerned that this will not be an inclusive wedding. Will the catering options include vegan, halal and kosher? Will people who do not take drugs like alcohol be able to participate in the festivities on an equal footing with other guests? Will the wedding be eco-friendly, avoiding unnecessary use of plastics, littering the environment with non-biodegradable confetti, keeping beef off the menu etc.?
These are all serious considerations that I look forward to hearing have been addressed.
It's a western, non-religious type wedding. There will be vegan, but no religious considerations - no one I know has that type of requirement. I don't drink myself, so calm down susan.
There will be plenty of plastic and beef for everyone.
Raz I'll spite invite you
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:39 amjonesthecurl wrote:Don't they have cutesie murder mysteries solved by canny housewives too? Or am I thinking of another channel?
It's Hallmark but I think they have multiple channels.
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:27 amSkoffin wrote:mrswdk wrote:Judging by the way my comment was ignored and from the inputs of some others in this thread I am growing seriously concerned that this will not be an inclusive wedding. Will the catering options include vegan, halal and kosher? Will people who do not take drugs like alcohol be able to participate in the festivities on an equal footing with other guests? Will the wedding be eco-friendly, avoiding unnecessary use of plastics, littering the environment with non-biodegradable confetti, keeping beef off the menu etc.?
These are all serious considerations that I look forward to hearing have been addressed.
It's a western, non-religious type wedding. There will be vegan, but no religious considerations - no one I know has that type of requirement. I don't drink myself, so calm down susan.
There will be plenty of plastic and beef for everyone.
Raz I'll spite invite you
So there are some encouraging signs here, but clearly your religious friends are all too terrified of your social circle's violent atheist mob rule to feel comfortable being open about their beliefs.
I'm not turning down your invitation, just asking that while I consider accepting you consider setting up a multi-faith prayer room somewhere near the festivities.
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:37 amHire some cops that turn out to be exotic dancers.
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:27 am2dimes wrote:Hire some cops that turn out to be exotic dancers.
and vice versa.
Re: I have to plan a wedding
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:46 amCongrats skoffin
So long as you have food and drink and maybe a couple games, it'll probably go well.
So long as you have food and drink and maybe a couple games, it'll probably go well.