Conquer Club

On the newgrounds forum, a friend of mine, JudgeMeHarshX, started a revolutionary new political party. He called it, "The Raging Awesome Party"

Here's a link http://newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=471718

After his topic was locked by a newgrounds administrator, another newgrounds member, Illustrious Potentate, started an off-newgrounds website for the members of the Raging Awesome Party.

Here's a link http://ragawepty.18.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=2

I was wondering if I could convince a few people to join, so, here is the platform, as presented by JudgeMeHarshX

1. No Welfare - Poor people will have to fight bears in the newly designed gladiatorial domes for money. Every year there will be a festival where we pit half of the homeless population against the other half, and continue doing this until we have the Top 10 Homeless in America. As a reward, they are all shot in the head.

2. Abortions by Gut Shot Only - Women need to be as many and ragingly awesome as the Party leaders. If you want an abortion, the only legal method is being punched in the gut by the strongest member of your community. If you die, you were not supposed to have an abortion.

3. God - From here on out, only drawn with rippling muscles.

4. Guns and Knives - Totally legal, no questions asked.

5. State of the Union - Every year the SoTU is opened with a rousing heavy metal medley by the best bands of the 70s, 80s, 90s and today. By Today I mean the 70s, 80s and 90s.

6. Political Parties - Liberals will have to fight Conservatives for the coveted nomination of their combined parties to run against the muscular Raging Awesome Party candidate. This means Conservatives will have to face Libertarians, because Liberals can't fight.

7. California - Not going to exist anymore.

8. Hard Liquor and Lumberjacks - Mandatory in every state to enforce laws.

9. The Constitution - rewritten to sound manlier, with less care for rights. Any right you want you will have to fight for in the bear pits, or against your fellow man. With spears. Hot spears. Hot, rusty spears.

10. Supreme Court - The entire cast of The Running Man.

Interesting...

Where does chuck norris fit here?

Steel Reserve wrote:On the newgrounds forum, a friend of mine, JudgeMeHarshX, started a revolutionary new political party. He called it, "The Raging Awesome Party"

Here's a link http://newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=471718

After his topic was locked by a newgrounds administrator, another newgrounds member, Illustrious Potentate, started an off-newgrounds website for the members of the Raging Awesome Party.

Here's a link http://ragawepty.18.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=2

I was wondering if I could convince a few people to join, so, here is the platform, as presented by JudgeMeHarshX

1. No Welfare - Poor people will have to fight bears in the newly designed gladiatorial domes for money. Every year there will be a festival where we pit half of the homeless population against the other half, and continue doing this until we have the Top 10 Homeless in America. As a reward, they are all shot in the head.

2. Abortions by Gut Shot Only - Women need to be as many and ragingly awesome as the Party leaders. If you want an abortion, the only legal method is being punched in the gut by the strongest member of your community. If you die, you were not supposed to have an abortion.

3. God - From here on out, only drawn with rippling muscles.

4. Guns and Knives - Totally legal, no questions asked.

5. State of the Union - Every year the SoTU is opened with a rousing heavy metal medley by the best bands of the 70s, 80s, 90s and today. By Today I mean the 70s, 80s and 90s.

6. Political Parties - Liberals will have to fight Conservatives for the coveted nomination of their combined parties to run against the muscular Raging Awesome Party candidate. This means Conservatives will have to face Libertarians, because Liberals can't fight.

7. California - Not going to exist anymore.

8. Hard Liquor and Lumberjacks - Mandatory in every state to enforce laws.

9. The Constitution - rewritten to sound manlier, with less care for rights. Any right you want you will have to fight for in the bear pits, or against your fellow man. With spears. Hot spears. Hot, rusty spears.

10. Supreme Court - The entire cast of The Running Man.

You know if you were to come to britain, you could legally start that party right now!

That's pretty funny, especially the liberal part.

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Chuck Norris sucks. Bruce Lee pwns his arse.

Incrediball, you seen that ravin lunatic party or w/e. Official Monster Raving Loony Party - found on Wikipedia. They actually won a seat once, which would be so funny to see them implement their policies.

Titanic wrote:

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Chuck Norris sucks. Bruce Lee pwns his arse.

Incrediball, you seen that ravin lunatic party or w/e. Official Monster Raving Loony Party - found on Wikipedia. They actually won a seat once, which would be so funny to see them implement their policies.

Bruce Lee woudl pwn him, except that he's dead. A body isn't diffuclt to defeat.

unriggable wrote:

Titanic wrote:

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Chuck Norris sucks. Bruce Lee pwns his arse.

Incrediball, you seen that ravin lunatic party or w/e. Official Monster Raving Loony Party - found on Wikipedia. They actually won a seat once, which would be so funny to see them implement their policies.

Bruce Lee woudl pwn him, except that he's dead. A body isn't diffuclt to defeat.

Your both wrong, Jackie Chan pwns both of them.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

unriggable wrote:

Titanic wrote:

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Chuck Norris sucks. Bruce Lee pwns his arse.

Incrediball, you seen that ravin lunatic party or w/e. Official Monster Raving Loony Party - found on Wikipedia. They actually won a seat once, which would be so funny to see them implement their policies.

Bruce Lee woudl pwn him, except that he's dead. A body isn't diffuclt to defeat.

Your both wrong, Jackie Chan pwns both of them.

With his apprentice Chris Tucker right?

unriggable wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

unriggable wrote:

Titanic wrote:

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Chuck Norris sucks. Bruce Lee pwns his arse.

Incrediball, you seen that ravin lunatic party or w/e. Official Monster Raving Loony Party - found on Wikipedia. They actually won a seat once, which would be so funny to see them implement their policies.

Bruce Lee woudl pwn him, except that he's dead. A body isn't diffuclt to defeat.

Your both wrong, Jackie Chan pwns both of them.

With his apprentice Chris Tucker right?

Sure.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

unriggable wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

unriggable wrote:

Titanic wrote:

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Chuck Norris sucks. Bruce Lee pwns his arse.

Incrediball, you seen that ravin lunatic party or w/e. Official Monster Raving Loony Party - found on Wikipedia. They actually won a seat once, which would be so funny to see them implement their policies.

Bruce Lee woudl pwn him, except that he's dead. A body isn't diffuclt to defeat.

Your both wrong, Jackie Chan pwns both of them.

With his apprentice Chris Tucker right?

Sure.

Lol. Didn Rush Hour 3 suck compared to the first 2

I hope it's a joke...I truely hope so.

Steel Reserve wrote:After his topic was locked by a newgrounds administrator...

Hey cool! We should try that too, I'll see what I can do.

If not, I'd cast my support except I am pro choice because faced with the options you gave for abortion they would just coat hanger themselves or seek other illegal means, and that isn't good either.

Also, you would need to remove or alter 8 onward and add Texas to the California section. Did you know at one point Texas wanted to be its own country? Wouldn't that have been great!

Titanic wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

unriggable wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

unriggable wrote:

Titanic wrote:

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Chuck Norris sucks. Bruce Lee pwns his arse.

Incrediball, you seen that ravin lunatic party or w/e. Official Monster Raving Loony Party - found on Wikipedia. They actually won a seat once, which would be so funny to see them implement their policies.

Bruce Lee woudl pwn him, except that he's dead. A body isn't diffuclt to defeat.

Your both wrong, Jackie Chan pwns both of them.

With his apprentice Chris Tucker right?

Sure.

Lol. Didn Rush Hour 3 suck compared to the first 2

nah, it was still good.

The1exile wrote:

Titanic wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

unriggable wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

unriggable wrote:

Titanic wrote:

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Chuck Norris sucks. Bruce Lee pwns his arse.

Incrediball, you seen that ravin lunatic party or w/e. Official Monster Raving Loony Party - found on Wikipedia. They actually won a seat once, which would be so funny to see them implement their policies.

Bruce Lee woudl pwn him, except that he's dead. A body isn't diffuclt to defeat.

Your both wrong, Jackie Chan pwns both of them.

With his apprentice Chris Tucker right?

Sure.

Lol. Didn Rush Hour 3 suck compared to the first 2

nah, it was still good.

It didn make any sense. There only killed 1 person on the lest, what about all the others? Also, it sended way too quickly.

Titanic wrote:

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Chuck Norris sucks. Bruce Lee pwns his arse.

Incrediball, you seen that ravin lunatic party or w/e. Official Monster Raving Loony Party - found on Wikipedia. They actually won a seat once, which would be so funny to see them implement their policies.

the monster raving loony party didn't have these... particular policies

Good bump.

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Whos chuck norris?

borox0 wrote:

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Whos chuck norris?

a wild west actor... who apparently kicked major ass

mr. incrediball wrote:

borox0 wrote:

unriggable wrote:Where does chuck norris fit here?

Whos chuck norris?

a wild west actor... who apparently kicked major ass

hmmmm...interesting.

Here's some Chuck Norris FAQ:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

this chuck norris fellow sounds slightly dangerous if you ask me. Especially the roundhouse kick parts.

ignotus wrote:Here's some Chuck Norris FAQ:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

I like this one:

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

My favorite is: Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

That's... ...just....