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How long can you hold your breath underwater?

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40-59 seconds
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Underwater tricks

Postby mrswdk on Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:59 pm

An American man took his partner to Tanzania and proposed to her by swimming to an underwater window she was stood next to and holding up a sign that said 'I can't hold my breath long enough to tell you everything I love about you', before turning it over to reveal a marriage proposal on the other side. Telling his partner all the things he loved about her turned out to not be the only thing he couldn't hold his breath long enough to do underwater, however, as shortly after getting out the piece of paper he drowned:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49783851

What wacky and also potentially lethal way would you like to propose to your partner?
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Re: Underwater tricks

Postby jimboston on Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:54 pm

I’m going to nominate this one for a Darwin Award right now!

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Re: Underwater tricks

Postby NomadPatriot on Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:30 pm

I can hold my breath underwater for hours..
I simply breathe into a balloon.. tie it off and hold it underwater..
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Re: Underwater tricks

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:01 pm

NomadPatriot wrote:I can hold my breath underwater for hours..
I simply breathe into a balloon.. tie it off and hold it underwater..

Must be a pretty big balloon.

mrswdk wrote:An American man took his partner to Tanzania and proposed to her by swimming to an underwater window she was stood next to and holding up a sign that said 'I can't hold my breath long enough to tell you everything I love about you', before turning it over to reveal a marriage proposal on the other side. Telling his partner all the things he loved about her turned out to not be the only thing he couldn't hold his breath long enough to do underwater, however, as shortly after getting out the piece of paper he drowned:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49783851

What wacky and also potentially lethal way would you like to propose to your partner?


Did he actually drown? I read a couple articles about this, but neither mentioned a cause of death. I'm waiting to hear what he actually died of before I pass judgement. If he did really drown, it was a dumb move. But if it was something like a heart attack or getting stung by a poisonous fish or something, then those are just misadventures that could happen any time, and it's not necessarily something he did wrong.
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Re: Underwater tricks

Postby 2dimes on Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:16 pm

those are just misadventures that could happen any time,


Did you hear about Doug? He was just about to eat a Big Mac in his car and BAM stung by a poisonous fish.
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Re: Underwater tricks

Postby HitRed on Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:34 pm

2dimes wrote:
those are just misadventures that could happen any time,


Did you hear about Doug? He was just about to eat a Big Mac in his car and BAM stung by a poisonous fish.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Underwater tricks

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Sep 21, 2019 11:19 pm

*venomous
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Re: Underwater tricks

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Sep 22, 2019 7:47 am

2dimes wrote:
those are just misadventures that could happen any time,


Did you hear about Doug? He was just about to eat a Big Mac in his car and BAM stung by a poisonous fish.

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Re: Underwater tricks

Postby 2dimes on Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:29 am

Just when Doug's family thought it was safe to go into the water...
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Re: Underwater tricks

Postby betiko on Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:19 am

I bet the inlaws were happy it ended up this way, what type of hippy brings their daughter to africa
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Re: Underwater tricks

Postby mrswdk on Sun Sep 22, 2019 4:50 pm

betiko wrote:I bet the inlaws were happy it ended up this way, what type of hippy brings their daughter to africa


betiko doesn't dislike them, he'd just rather not have too many of them hanging around nearby while he's trying to eat his dinner.
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