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Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 11:32 pm
by Dukasaur
So, I'm standing at the urinal at the steakhouse, and a guy next to me starts talking, "That barmaid is just driving me crazy. I just have to f*ck her."

I finished at the urinal without really adding to the conversation, and moved off to the sink.

"I don't know why you Canadians don't like to talk about it," he continues. "I'm from England. In England, when we want to f*ck somebody, we have no trouble saying so."

"Don't worry, man," I reassured him as I washed my hands. "We're all thinking it."

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 12:24 am
by NomadPatriot
Dukasaur wrote:So, I'm standing at the urinal at the steakhouse, and a guy next to me starts talking, "That barmaid is just driving me crazy. I just have to f*ck her."

I finished at the urinal without really adding to the conversation, and moved off to the sink.

"I don't know why you Canadians don't like to talk about it," he continues. "I'm from England. In England, when we want to f*ck somebody, we have no trouble saying so."

"Don't worry, man," I reassured him as I washed my hands. "We're all thinking it."


I never really just hang out in steakhouse bathrooms standing by the urinals..
must be a Canadian thing..
but from what I can gather you 'finished' after the guy next to you started talking about f*cking…
ok..

so.. did you hook-up with the guy or what..?

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 5:20 am
by 2dimes
Trough urinal?

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:30 am
by mrswdk
Sounds like beginning of a story that ends with at least one of the characters being arrested at their Bangkok home while in the company of two 12 year-old boys.

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:34 am
by NomadPatriot
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Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:02 am
by 2dimes
Mods I hope you take action here. Neither Saxi or I gave permission to post this.

Saxi is so angry he can't even comment right now.

NomadPatriot wrote:Image

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:45 am
by mrswdk
First necrobumping, now doxing? BigProblem really is treading the well worn 'forum troll pathway to implosion', isn't he?

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:20 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
All he needs to finish the trifecta is uncover the elegantly-organized conspiracy against him by an unnamed cc group.

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:30 am
by NomadPatriot
awwwww.
you guys spend so much time focusing on me..
you honestly make me feel special..

Ma'aM doxes herself by saying the pic is of her
Ta-1-lgunn-3-r ( <--.. this is still hilarious.. ) actually thinks CC members could elegantly organize anything.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:34 am
by KoolBak
D-bags come in all nationalities :lol:


Dukasaur wrote:So, I'm standing at the urinal at the steakhouse, and a guy next to me starts talking, "That barmaid is just driving me crazy. I just have to f*ck her."

I finished at the urinal without really adding to the conversation, and moved off to the sink.

"I don't know why you Canadians don't like to talk about it," he continues. "I'm from England. In England, when we want to f*ck somebody, we have no trouble saying so."

"Don't worry, man," I reassured him as I washed my hands. "We're all thinking it."

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:01 am
by DoomYoshi
How come threatening to sue the website isn't in the trifecta? I'm sure that's in the triple crown.

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:31 am
by jonesthecurl
How 'bout posting tiresome gifs that supposedly indicate you've won in some way?

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:56 am
by NomadPatriot
CC Members 'elegantly' trying to figure out what is in their Trifecta..

Image

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:53 pm
by riskllama
it’s really too bad that sym isn’t currently around, I bet he’d really enjoy this thread.

Re: Random Conversations in the Bathroom

PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2019 5:01 pm
by D3A7H
funniest thing i ever heard in a men's room. Two guys side by side at the urinal, one says "you call that a dick?" and the other says "No. but your wife does"