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Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:11 pm**

I'm reminded of the study showing that high-school lads think about sex every 20 seconds.

Most of us here are a little older now, and no longer swimming in gallons of testosterone. So I ask -- how often?

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:05 am**

Does 'every time the hot girl working opposite me bends over her desk' count as a frequency?

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:13 am**

when you put it like that it's like a a fucking prison of the mind.

i'm gonna get castrated. that way i'll be free.

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:23 am**

Well, let's say I spent an average 20 minutes a day thinking about sex, that's equivalent to 1200 seconds. There are 86400 seconds in a day, so if I were to divide that by my previous 1200 to get my per day average. I would end up with once every 72 seconds.

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:40 am**

They say that as your age becomes great
Your desire for sex will start to abate
whether tis true or no
i have no way to know
because alas, i'm only seventy eight

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:13 am**

nietzsche wrote:when you put it like that it's like a a fucking prison of the mind.

i'm gonna get castrated. that way i'll be free.

I also agree that you ought to be castrated.

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:53 am**

mrswdk wrote:Does 'every time the hot girl working opposite me bends over her desk' count as a frequency?

your such a slut

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:48 pm**

And you love it don't you, you filthy beast.

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:48 pm**

SEXY....

How to Make Mangonadas

Ingredients
½ cup apricot spreadable fruit (not jelly, jam or preserves)
1 lime (Juice of)
2 ¼ teaspoons McCormick Gourmet Collection ground ancho chile pepper
2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
5 large dried apricots (rehydrated in warm water for 30 minutes)
3 tablespoons chamoy
2 cups mango chunks (frozen)
1 cup orange juice (freshly squeezed, about 3-4 large navel oranges)
to taste chile lime salt (such as Tajin)

Instructions
For the chamoy:
1.Add 4-5 large dried apricots to a cup of warm water and allow to soak for 30 minutes to rehydrate. When the apricots are rehydrated, discard the water.
2.Add 1/2 cup spreadable fruit, juice of one lime, ground ancho chile pepper and apple cider vinegar to a food processor and run on high until completely smooth.

For the mangonadas:
1.Add 2 cups frozen mango chunks to blender and pour orange juice on top. Seal the top of the blender and blend on high until completely smooth.
2.Spoon chamoy around the inside of the glass, then pour the mango and orange juice mixture into the cup.
3.Top with more chamoy and swirl with a spoon.
4.Sprinkle chile lime salt on top and serve.

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:36 pm**

mrswdk wrote:And you love it don't you, you filthy beast.

I love whatever you tell me to love mistress

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:38 pm**

10 responses, 3 quiz answers.

Wankers.

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:40 pm**

Are you thinking aboot wankers, Duk?

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:02 pm**

Nurses. Hot, leggy blonde nurses. There's so many of them. When they come to my bedside, their pelvises (pelvii?) are right at my eye level. I could reach out an arm quick as the strike of an anaconda, grab them around the buttocks, thrust their pelvis against my face, and inhale the aroma of their vulvas.

But I suspect it's against hospital policy...

...which is sad, because it would aid my recovery greatly.

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:22 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:Nurses. Hot, leggy blonde nurses. There's so many of them. When they come to my bedside, their pelvises (pelvii?) are right at my eye level. I could reach out an arm quick as the strike of an anaconda, grab them around the buttocks, thrust their pelvis against my face, and inhale the aroma of their vulvas.

But I suspect it's against hospital policy...

...which is sad, because it would aid my recovery greatly.

On first read I thought this might be a Hunter S Thompson quote... but maybe this is Dino-riginal?

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:38 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:Nurses. Hot, leggy blonde nurses. There's so many of them. When they come to my bedside, their pelvises (pelvii?) are right at my eye level. I could reach out an arm quick as the strike of an anaconda, grab them around the buttocks, thrust their pelvis against my face, and inhale the aroma of their vulvas.

But I suspect it's against hospital policy...

...which is sad, because it would aid my recovery greatly.

Nurse Tammy is waiting for ya . she so hot she's sweating

Posted: **Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:50 am**

mookiemcgee wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Nurses. Hot, leggy blonde nurses. There's so many of them. When they come to my bedside, their pelvises (pelvii?) are right at my eye level. I could reach out an arm quick as the strike of an anaconda, grab them around the buttocks, thrust their pelvis against my face, and inhale the aroma of their vulvas.

But I suspect it's against hospital policy...

...which is sad, because it would aid my recovery greatly.

On first read I thought this might be a Hunter S Thompson quote... but maybe this is Dino-riginal?

Dino-riginal. But that is one hell of a compliment!

Posted: **Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:14 am**

Dukasaur wrote:inhale the aroma of their vulvas.

Posted: **Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:05 am**

1 sex could ruin your life

Posted: **Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:21 am**

Skoffin wrote:1 sex could ruin your life

1 sex could ruin you life?

So 2 sexes probably sends it into a fatal tailspin...

Posted: **Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:16 am**

mookiemcgee wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Nurses. Hot, leggy blonde nurses. There's so many of them. When they come to my bedside, their pelvises (pelvii?) are right at my eye level. I could reach out an arm quick as the strike of an anaconda, grab them around the buttocks, thrust their pelvis against my face, and inhale the aroma of their vulvas.

But I suspect it's against hospital policy...

...which is sad, because it would aid my recovery greatly.

On first read I thought this might be a Hunter S Thompson quote... but maybe this is Dino-riginal?

A cheap attempt at BUkowski... but then he said vulvas instead of twat.

And I'm sure it's not an aroma, but a smell. Duk's on opioids.

Posted: **Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:07 pm**

I am going to use the Bill Clinton diversion to this question ...

Posted: **Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:29 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:I'm reminded of the study showing that high-school lads think about sex every 20 seconds.

Most of us here are a little older now, and no longer swimming in gallons of testosterone. So I ask -- how often?

Almost never, for me. Cool pic for your sig, seems long and proud, forging its way into virgin territory.

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