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Urban Dictionary
complainer

1: A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!



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somebody slap this guy already.


i bet he stinks.. literally, i bet he doesn't shower for weeks.

i bet he's housebound because nobody likes him and nobody talks to him irl.

Skoffin wrote:Which one of us do you mean, friend?

On one hand, I am a girl and not a guy so you must mean him.

On the other, I do in fact stink so maybe you mean me.

did you just assume my gender.. ?
and are you calling someone who wants to assault me your 'friend'..?

I need to file a complaint!

NP obviously.

but if you want to get slapped... you have the wrong man. I would never hit a woman. Even if mrs wdk says it's the feminist thing to do.

Skoffin wrote: I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this

DUKE, you hired the right person.

HitRed wrote:

Skoffin wrote: I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this

DUKE, you hired the right person.

Skoffin wrote: I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign... busting up the scenery breaking my mind... do this, don’t do that can’t you read the signs!

jimboston wrote:

Skoffin wrote: I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign... busting up the scenery breaking my mind... do this, don’t do that can’t you read the signs!

Signs were meant to be disobeyed

Bernie Sanders wrote:

jimboston wrote:

Skoffin wrote: I'd like to submit the complaint that my customers do not know how to fucking read signs.
Someone do something about this

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign... busting up the scenery breaking my mind... do this, don’t do that can’t you read the signs!

Signs were meant to be disobeyed

Signs can save your life.
https://www.cdc.gov/stroke/signs_symptoms.htm

Skoffin wrote:I made extra signs hoping it would help - but alas it does not.

Sign language does not work in this forum.

"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts

Please put your pants back on

Skoffin wrote:"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts

If you try to submit an encrypted or dynamically-coded image, you will get that message. Make sure you're submitting a real, static, permanent image. (Generally with a URL that ends in a normal filetype like PNG, JPG, GIF, etc.) Always preview an image and look at the URL in the address bar to make sure it's not something funky.

....dork.

There....finished the Duk of Death's post. You're welcome

Dukasaur wrote:

Skoffin wrote:"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts

If you try to submit an encrypted or dynamically-coded image, you will get that message. Make sure you're submitting a real, static, permanent image. (Generally with a URL that ends in a normal filetype like PNG, JPG, GIF, etc.) Always preview an image and look at the URL in the address bar to make sure it's not something funky.

But I made it

Skoffin wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

Skoffin wrote:"It was not possible to determine the dimensions of the image."

Excuse me? Why does nothing work around these here parts

If you try to submit an encrypted or dynamically-coded image, you will get that message. Make sure you're submitting a real, static, permanent image. (Generally with a URL that ends in a normal filetype like PNG, JPG, GIF, etc.) Always preview an image and look at the URL in the address bar to make sure it's not something funky.

But I made it

What was the file type, and where was it hosted?

Next time this happens, send me a link and I'll try to help you.