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phone conversation

PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:49 pm
by jonesthecurl
So as I walked down 39th St in NYC, there was an incredibly loud lady in front of me on the phone.
"SHUT THE F*** UP!" she shouted.
"DON"T YOU TELL ME THAT S***, A--HOLE!" she continued.
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU MOTHERF***ING PIECE OF SH**!" she added.
I did consider telling her "You could always hang up, you know."

Re: phone conversation

PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 8:16 pm
by mookiemcgee
jonesthecurl wrote:So as I walked down 39th St in NYC, there was an incredibly loud lady in front of me on the phone.
"SHUT THE F*** UP!" she shouted.
"DON"T YOU TELL ME THAT S***, A--HOLE!" she continued.
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU MOTHERF***ING PIECE OF SH**!" she added.
I did consider telling her "You could always hang up, you know."


You shouldn't hang up on your dad though...

Re: phone conversation

PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:39 pm
by riskllama

Re: phone conversation

PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:54 pm
by 2dimes
When I was a child my cousins used to call and ask if they had chicken legs.

Re: phone conversation

PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:06 am
by mookiemcgee
riskllama wrote:https://youtu.be/XLNyMBOdFbo


Is Armati giving you private lessons on how to youtube link? :roll:

Re: phone conversation

PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:07 am
by riskllama
lol, fixed... :oops:

Re: phone conversation

PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:09 am
by 2dimes
Then the lady would say, "Yes."

Re: phone conversation

PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:12 am
by NomadPatriot
jonesthecurl wrote:So as I walked down 39th St in NYC, there was an incredibly loud lady in front of me on the phone.
"SHUT THE F*** UP!" she shouted.
"DON"T YOU TELL ME THAT S***, A--HOLE!" she continued.
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU MOTHERF***ING PIECE OF SH**!" she added.
I did consider telling her "You could always hang up, you know."


if it was in NYC.. it was probably a democrat talking to her 2 year old who wanted some cereal

Re: phone conversation

PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:14 am
by 2dimes
The finally was, "Remind me not to date you."

Re: phone conversation

PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:23 am
by NomadPatriot
2dimes wrote:The finally was, "Remind me not to date you."


FINALE....

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Re: phone conversation

PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:49 am
by jonesthecurl
mookiemcgee wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:So as I walked down 39th St in NYC, there was an incredibly loud lady in front of me on the phone.
"SHUT THE F*** UP!" she shouted.
"DON"T YOU TELL ME THAT S***, A--HOLE!" she continued.
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU MOTHERF***ING PIECE OF SH**!" she added.
I did consider telling her "You could always hang up, you know."


You shouldn't hang up on your dad though...


You may have a point. This was on Father's Day.