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Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:55 am**

The Bieber Fever has done it again:

Tom Cruise - so old he probably still watches TV - is either going to PISS his pants in fear and run away, or he is going to step into the octagon and get kicked so hard his teeth line up with his nose properly.

Slam =D>

dunk

Bieber

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:03 am**

celebrity gladitorial contests? wow, this truly is the end of the 'murican empire...

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:59 am**

riskllama wrote:celebrity gladitorial contests? wow, this truly is the end of the 'murican empire...

beiber is a Canadian..

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Justin Bieber · 25 years old
5' 9" · 145.51 pound

Tom Cruise · 56 years old ( Acoomplished high school & college Wrestler)
5' 7" · 169.76 pound

but here's actual footage of Beiber Street Fighting.. it took less then 2 seconds to pin him down.....

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:00 pm**

" remember Beiber.. you wanted this..." - Tom Cruise

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:30 pm**

Will that guy just OD already

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:35 pm**

NomadPatriot wrote:
riskllama wrote:celebrity gladitorial contests? wow, this truly is the end of the 'murican empire...

beiber is a Canadian..

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Justin Bieber · 25 years old
5' 9" · 145.51 pound

Tom Cruise · 56 years old ( Acoomplished high school & college Wrestler)
5' 7" · 169.76 pound

but here's actual footage of Beiber Street Fighting.. it took less then 2 seconds to pin him down.....

No way Cruise weighs that much unless he recently put on some pounds.

Anyway, I'm TEAM CRUISE.

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:57 pm**

saxitoxin wrote:No way Cruise weighs that much unless he recently put on some pounds.

closest thing I could find in the UFC roster is Mike Pierce..
he's 5'8" / 170 pounds.. from the picture.. he looks like a Tom Cruise body type..

but yeah. Cruise smashes Biebers face in.. flips him onto the mat & breaks his arm in under 90 seconds

--> https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Mike-Pierce-25415

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:30 pm**

https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/bet ... mma-fight/

Also interesting, but less competitive:

McGREGOR vs. WAHLBERG FIGHT ODDS:
Conor McGregor -500
Mark Wahlberg +300

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:40 pm**

mookiemcgee wrote:https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/betting-odds-released-for-potential-justin-bieber-vs-tom-cruise-mma-fight/

Also interesting, but less competitive:

McGREGOR vs. WAHLBERG FIGHT ODDS:
Conor McGregor -500
Mark Wahlberg +300

rule #1: don't f*ck w/ Mark Wahlberg

--> in 1988 Mark Wahlberg was a drug dealer and was tried for attempted murder before forming Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. At 998 Dorchester Avenue, Thanh Lam left his car carrying two cases of beer. As he crossed the sidewalk, Mark Wahlberg attacked Thanh Lam. Wahlberg was carrying a large wooden stick, approximately five feet long and two to three inches in diameter. Wahlberg approached Thanh Lam calling him a “Vietnam f*cking sh*t”, then hit him over the head with the stick...
later, In the presence of two police officers, Wahlberg stated: “You don’t have to let him identify me, I’ll tell you now that’s the mother-f*cker whose head I split open”,

:lol:

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/01/mark-wahlberg-was-a-drug-dealer-and-was-charged-with-attempted-murder-before-forming-marky-mark-and-the-funky-bunch/

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:32 pm**

Bieber has zerp shot at beating Tom Cruise in any sort of fight - sorry, mrs...

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:49 pm**

I’m on Team Cruise.

Not the biggest fan of Cruise nowadays... but I absolutely despise Bieber.

Regardless of my preference, I think Tom would crush the little girl.

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:50 pm**

jimboston wrote:I’m on Team Cruise.

Not the biggest fan of Cruise nowadays... but I absolutely despise Bieber.

Regardless of my preference, I think Tom would crush the little girl.

how could he not?

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:19 pm**

riskllama wrote:
jimboston wrote:I’m on Team Cruise.

Not the biggest fan of Cruise nowadays... but I absolutely despise Bieber.

Regardless of my preference, I think Tom would crush the little girl.

how could he not?

I don’t see anyway TC could lose to Bieber.
Maybe if we tied his hands behind his back AND let Bieber bring in a bodyguard?

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:41 pm**

A properly executed zerp shot can be devastating.

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:01 pm**

Tom would use his P-51. Bibs can't dance fast enough.

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:33 pm**

riskllama wrote:Bieber has zerp shot at beating Tom Cruise in any sort of fight - sorry, mrs...

a Zerp Shot is when a Canadian Male is raping a Baby seal and just as he is about to ejaculate, a polar bear comes in and takes an explosive sh*t in the Canadians face... Llama knows this..

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:35 pm**

only newfies do shit like that, NP...

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:38 pm**

also, i'd say it would be far more likely that the Polar Bear would maul them both to death & eat them, as opposed to taking a dump on the dudes' face - don't be stupid, NP...

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:43 pm**

Llama is getting uncomfortably defensive.... for some reason..

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:51 pm**

lol, if you say so...*shrugs*. actually, it's just that i'm running a bit late for my microwave cookery class.

Posted: **Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:00 am**

I’m pretty sure Biebs is a veteran ninja and would kick Tom Cruise’s ass.
The Biebs is fighting for justice and against the evil empire of scientology. You guys just don’t want to see the kind of world hero he is.. he is an example for future generations and probably will be remembered as the best artist of the century.
If he beats scientology with his mighty fists he will become the hero we don’t deserve. Ask Orlando Bloom, he totally got ass kicked by the Biebs and he was supposed to be a mighty pirate. More like a mighty butt pirate if you ask me! Boom Bloom!!
#teambiebs

Posted: **Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:34 am**

NomadPatriot wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/betting-odds-released-for-potential-justin-bieber-vs-tom-cruise-mma-fight/

Also interesting, but less competitive:

McGREGOR vs. WAHLBERG FIGHT ODDS:
Conor McGregor -500
Mark Wahlberg +300

rule #1: don't f*ck w/ Mark Wahlberg

--> in 1988 Mark Wahlberg was a drug dealer and was tried for attempted murder before forming Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. At 998 Dorchester Avenue, Thanh Lam left his car carrying two cases of beer. As he crossed the sidewalk, Mark Wahlberg attacked Thanh Lam. Wahlberg was carrying a large wooden stick, approximately five feet long and two to three inches in diameter. Wahlberg approached Thanh Lam calling him a “Vietnam f*cking sh*t”, then hit him over the head with the stick...
later, In the presence of two police officers, Wahlberg stated: “You don’t have to let him identify me, I’ll tell you now that’s the mother-f*cker whose head I split open”,

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/01/mark-wahlberg-was-a-drug-dealer-and-was-charged-with-attempted-murder-before-forming-marky-mark-and-the-funky-bunch/

Yes, Merky Mark has quite the track record of white supremacist violence against defenseless children and old people:

In June 1986, when Wahlberg was about 15 years old, he and three friends chased after three black children while yelling "words of abuse" and throwing rocks at them. The next day, Wahlberg and others followed a group of schoolchildren taking a field trip on a beach, yelled racial epithets at them, threw rocks at them and "summoned other people who joined" in the harassment.

In April 1988, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street and, using a large wooden stick, struck him in the head until he was knocked unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit"... Investigators also noted that Wahlberg "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'".

Court documents state that in 1992, Wahlberg "without provocation or cause, viciously and repeatedly kicked" a man named Robert D. Crehan in the face and jaw while another man named Derek McCall held Crehan down on the ground.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg

edit: spelling edited to avoid NomadPatriot's feelings being hurt by the verbal barbs of white supremacist Mark Wahlberg

Mod edit: By TeeGee

Posted: **Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:51 am**

mrswdk wrote:In June 1986, when Wahlberg was about 15 years old, he and three friends chased after three black children while yelling "Kill the ******, kill the ******" and throwing rocks at them. The next day, Wahlberg and others followed a group of schoolchildren taking a field trip on a beach, yelled racial epithets at them, threw rocks at them and "summoned other people who joined" in the harassment.In April 1988, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street and, using a large wooden stick, struck him in the head until he was knocked unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fu*king shit"... Investigators also noted that Wahlberg "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about '*****' and 'slant-eyed *****'".

your "Beiber Fever hatred of White Supremacy" just caused you to post Hate Speech numerous times without editing it..

I fixed it for you to show you the proper way to do it..
with words like that... if your not conscious enough to edit them. your just spreading the very thing you want to hate....

also reported you for it. sorry MRS... no mercy...

Posted: **Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:06 am**

betiko wrote:I’m pretty sure Biebs is a veteran ninja and would kick Tom Cruise’s ass.The Biebs is fighting for justice and against the evil empire of scientology. You guys just don’t want to see the kind of world hero he is.. he is an example for future generations and probably will be remembered as the best artist of the century.If he beats scientology with his mighty fists he will become the hero we don’t deserve. Ask Orlando Bloom, he totally got ass kicked by the Biebs and he was supposed to be a mighty pirate. More like a mighty butt pirate if you ask me! Boom Bloom!!#teambiebs

you said "pretty sure"... :lol:

difference between bloom & Cruise is massive.. no comparison..

but if you actually think " he is an example for future generations and probably will be remembered as the best artist of the century ".... your delusional..

Posted: **Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:15 am**

NomadPatriot wrote:
also reported you for it. sorry MRS... no mercy...

lol - of course you did, NP...

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