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A high school teacher asked her freshman class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans.

Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again.
Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not a Bernie Sanders fan.’
The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you a Bernie Sanders fan?’
Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Conservative.’
The teacher asked him why he’s a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Conservative and my Dad’s a Conservative, so I’m a Conservative.’
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’
Little Johnny replied, ‘A Bernie Sanders fan.’

no offence fake bern, just thought it was funny.

armati wrote:no offence fake bern, just thought it was funny.

No offense taken I love jokes and love to laugh.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

armati wrote:no offence fake bern, just thought it was funny.

No offense taken I love jokes and love to laugh.

Did you hear the one about the bonobo who learned how to link to youtube?

LoL.

That is something to laugh about. So, where is the bonobo NOW?

Ya gotta love high school freshmen.

JP

armati wrote:A high school teacher asked her freshman class how many of them were Bernie Sanders fans.

Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again.
Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not a Bernie Sanders fan.’
The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you a Bernie Sanders fan?’
Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Conservative.’
The teacher asked him why he’s a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Conservative and my Dad’s a Conservative, so I’m a Conservative.’
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’
Little Johnny replied, ‘A Bernie Sanders fan.’

"Bernie Sanders says his campaign is trying to appeal now to senior citizens. The problem is, every time Bernie says, 'Feel the Bern,' the seniors think he's talking about acid reflux." –Conan O'Brien

"According to a new report, the number of babies named 'Hillary' has decreased 90 percent since Bill Clinton was president.

how can you tell a Bernie Sanders fan...?

when 2 people are racing up a mountain and when they both get within 10 feet of reaching the top.. the Bernie Sanders fan let's the other person push them down the mountain .. then while they are falling they yell.. " I support you winning!!"