Conquer Club

I didn't have a date this year, but I'm not whining about it. Well, except for just now. Still CC on Valentine's Day is depressing:

why can't we join this?

think its obvious enough, you need 24 hearts to join it

Same here. I just spent 15 minutes sacrificing stuff to conquer gods to get to 24, and I'm a little pissed that it won't let me join. There are 2 spaces left.

Actually that last one is sort of disturbing.

Did you get in? I would be pissed if I met the requirements but wasn´t allowed to join.

I think there are hearts from last year still in inventory.

Yeah, they reuse the same graphic every year, but they have a different item number.

Valentine's Day sucks.

Poor Symm has a dateless Valentine Day....

Wake up Symm! People don't want to date a sarcastic and bitchie cunt.

Bernie Sanders wrote:Poor Symm has a dateless Valentine Day....

Wake up Symm! People don't want to date a sarcastic and bitchie cunt.

You too, eh?

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Poor Symm has a dateless Valentine Day....

Wake up Symm! People don't want to date a sarcastic and bitchie cunt.

You too, eh?

Actually I had a very nice Valentine Day in Fort Myers Florida with my Afrikaans girlfriend.

Sad to be you.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Poor Symm has a dateless Valentine Day....

Wake up Symm! People don't want to date a sarcastic and bitchie cunt.

You too, eh?

Actually I had a very nice Valentine Day in Fort Myers Florida with my Afrikaans girlfriend.

Sad to be you.

I doubt it- I don't even believe there is a "Florida".

Seriously though- Bernie Sanders is running for pres again. What are you going to do? You started as a parody account, then just got bitter as the parody faded into irrelevancy...

I had a great Valentine's Day, and none of it involved CC.

Dukasaur wrote:I had a great Valentine's Day, and none of it involved CC.

Many happy returns on non-Duk involved Valentine's Day CC! Duk- hope you had a great day.

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Poor Symm has a dateless Valentine Day....

Wake up Symm! People don't want to date a sarcastic and bitchie cunt.

You too, eh?

Actually I had a very nice Valentine Day in Fort Myers Florida with my Afrikaans girlfriend.

Sad to be you.

I doubt it- I don't even believe there is a "Florida".

Seriously though- Bernie Sanders is running for pres again. What are you going to do? You started as a parody account, then just got bitter as the parody faded into irrelevancy...

Symm you lonely kunt.....go buy a kitten or puppy.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Poor Symm has a dateless Valentine Day....

Wake up Symm! People don't want to date a sarcastic and bitchie cunt.

You too, eh?

Actually I had a very nice Valentine Day in Fort Myers Florida with my Afrikaans girlfriend.

Sad to be you.

I doubt it- I don't even believe there is a "Florida".

Seriously though- Bernie Sanders is running for pres again. What are you going to do? You started as a parody account, then just got bitter as the parody faded into irrelevancy...

Symm you lonely kunt.....go buy a kitten or puppy.

Pet ownership is a serious responsibility, Bernie, and very different from your more transnational relationships with women and their pets.

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Poor Symm has a dateless Valentine Day....

Wake up Symm! People don't want to date a sarcastic and bitchie cunt.

You too, eh?

Actually I had a very nice Valentine Day in Fort Myers Florida with my Afrikaans girlfriend.

Sad to be you.

I doubt it- I don't even believe there is a "Florida".

Seriously though- Bernie Sanders is running for pres again. What are you going to do? You started as a parody account, then just got bitter as the parody faded into irrelevancy...

Symm you lonely kunt.....go buy a kitten or puppy.

Pet ownership is a serious responsibility, Bernie, and very different from your more transnational relationships with women and their pets.

Symm, go cruise some bars.....you may get lucky and find some blind, deaf and mute guy. He can't yell for help, can't see your hideous looks and can't hear your moronic and silly thoughts on life.

Good luck on your mission.

You could always use ether and duct tape, if that bar scene don't work.

Bernie Sanders wrote:Symm, go cruise some bars.....you may get lucky and find some blind, deaf and mute guy. He can't yell for help, can't see your hideous looks and can't hear your moronic and silly thoughts on life.

Good luck on your mission.

You could always use ether and duct tape, if that bar scene don't work.

Wait- you think that you can see and hear me via my posts on CC? For what it's worth, I look like a god, and one of the good-looking ones too. My voice- that of an angel- one of the good-sounding ones.

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Symm, go cruise some bars.....you may get lucky and find some blind, deaf and mute guy. He can't yell for help, can't see your hideous looks and can't hear your moronic and silly thoughts on life.

Good luck on your mission.

You could always use ether and duct tape, if that bar scene don't work.

Wait- you think that you can see and hear me via my posts on CC? For what it's worth, I look like a god, and one of the good-looking ones too. My voice- that of an angel- one of the good-sounding ones.

Funny....always pictured you as soft, overweight with milky white skin with a slight feminine voice.

But you never know. You could be a very buff guy, who smokes big cigars, who enjoys looking at himself in the mirror, enjoys going to massage parlors and always insisting having young Asian boys do your indepth massages, going to bath houses for loveless sex and talking on sex lines....

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Symm, go cruise some bars.....you may get lucky and find some blind, deaf and mute guy. He can't yell for help, can't see your hideous looks and can't hear your moronic and silly thoughts on life.

Good luck on your mission.

You could always use ether and duct tape, if that bar scene don't work.

Wait- you think that you can see and hear me via my posts on CC? For what it's worth, I look like a god, and one of the good-looking ones too. My voice- that of an angel- one of the good-sounding ones.

Funny....always pictured you as soft, overweight with milky white skin with a slight feminine voice.

But you never know. You could be a very buff guy, who smokes big cigars, who enjoys looking at himself in the mirror, enjoys going to massage parlors and always insisting having young Asian boys do your indepth massages, going to bath houses for loveless sex and talking on sex lines....

You've though about this a lot, haven't you?

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Symm, go cruise some bars.....you may get lucky and find some blind, deaf and mute guy. He can't yell for help, can't see your hideous looks and can't hear your moronic and silly thoughts on life.

Good luck on your mission.

You could always use ether and duct tape, if that bar scene don't work.

Wait- you think that you can see and hear me via my posts on CC? For what it's worth, I look like a god, and one of the good-looking ones too. My voice- that of an angel- one of the good-sounding ones.

Funny....always pictured you as soft, overweight with milky white skin with a slight feminine voice.

But you never know. You could be a very buff guy, who smokes big cigars, who enjoys looking at himself in the mirror, enjoys going to massage parlors and always insisting having young Asian boys do your indepth massages, going to bath houses for loveless sex and talking on sex lines....

You've though about this a lot, haven't you?

My posts turn you on don't they...and was I right about your milky white skin and feminine voice?

I know you probably fantasize my tan hard body up against your soft white and flabby body.....but it's not to be, my out of shape stalker.

Hit the gym, get some sun, cruise the bars and seek your true Valentine. Even someone of your low caliber can improve himself and find true love in the men's room.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:Symm, go cruise some bars.....you may get lucky and find some blind, deaf and mute guy. He can't yell for help, can't see your hideous looks and can't hear your moronic and silly thoughts on life.

Good luck on your mission.

You could always use ether and duct tape, if that bar scene don't work.

Wait- you think that you can see and hear me via my posts on CC? For what it's worth, I look like a god, and one of the good-looking ones too. My voice- that of an angel- one of the good-sounding ones.

Funny....always pictured you as soft, overweight with milky white skin with a slight feminine voice.

But you never know. You could be a very buff guy, who smokes big cigars, who enjoys looking at himself in the mirror, enjoys going to massage parlors and always insisting having young Asian boys do your indepth massages, going to bath houses for loveless sex and talking on sex lines....

You've though about this a lot, haven't you?

My posts turn you on don't they...and was I right about your milky white skin and feminine voice?

I know you probably fantasize my tan hard body up against your soft white and flabby body.....but it's not to be, my out of shape stalker.

Hit the gym, get some sun, cruise the bars and seek your true Valentine. Even someone of your low caliber can improve himself and find true love in the men's room.

So, that's a yes from you, and a no from me.

You need some pray therapy Symm.

I heard some homosexuals are flipping their sexuality with these Christian camps. Fuk, they use that power of praying and BINGO! SYMM NOW WANTS TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY WITH SOME WHOLESOME CHRISTIAN CHICK.

Bernie Sanders wrote:You need some pray therapy Symm.

I heard some homosexuals are flipping their sexuality with these Christian camps. Fuk, they use that power of praying and BINGO! SYMM NOW WANTS TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY WITH SOME WHOLESOME CHRISTIAN CHICK.

That's just what we want you to think. We already have the closeted pre-trans folk, the gays and lesbians, the closeted gays and lesbians, the hetero blokes who go to the gym too much and look at other blokes, the WWE fans who don't get the joke, and all major religious leaders.

When we unleash the tri-sexuals, you'll be the only one left. You're already screwing yourself.