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harry Potter 7 spoilers!

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:45 pm
by nmhunate
Hermione’s a dude, Voldemort is the ghost of Harry’s father who’s real name was Rosebud, and, on the very last page, Harry wakes up in bed with that gal on the Bob Newhart Show.

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:51 pm
by Aegnor
What's a 7?

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:03 pm
by The1exile
Aegnor wrote:What's a 7?
the thing that ate nine?

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:04 pm
by Aegnor
The1exile wrote:Aegnor wrote:What's a 7?
the thing that ate nine?
That made me smile.

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:05 pm
by Minister Masket
Only 4 people have read the book thus far. I highly doubt you're one of them.

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:13 pm
by Aegnor
Minister Masket wrote:Only 4 people have read the book thus far. I highly doubt you're one of them.
Did you break your sarcasm radar?

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:14 pm
by 0ojakeo0
wat 4

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:21 pm
by Minister Masket
Aegnor wrote:Minister Masket wrote:Only 4 people have read the book thus far. I highly doubt you're one of them.
Did you break your sarcasm radar?
Obviously NOT!

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:54 pm
by vtmarik
Aegnor wrote:The1exile wrote:Aegnor wrote:What's a 7?
the thing that ate nine?
That made me smile.
QFT.

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:44 pm
by lalaland
0ojakeo0 wrote:wat 4
jk rowling herself (the author) and her editors i suspect

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:01 pm
by willis
Hermione gets a little freaky

Posted:
Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:25 pm
by dustn64
willis wrote:Hermione gets a little freaky
yeah, harry does the
dickus-maximus charm and goes to work

Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:59 am
by MeDeFe
I'll need a stiff drink in order to be able to appreciate that joke.

Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:12 am
by Aegnor
I think you guys went a little hard on her.

Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:19 am
by MeDeFe
And doesn't Hermione still have a bone to pick with Malfoy for him being so vehemently anti-non-magic-user-descendant.

Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:44 am
by Minister Masket
I think you guys should get your heads out of the gutter.

Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:17 am
by Neutrino
I also think that.

Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:32 am
by sam_levi_11
yeah, what has jk ever done to you, use ur heads

Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:56 am
by diddle
so far then, according to you lot, the whole seventh book is a mass orgy


Posted:
Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:08 am
by sam_levi_11
it is, harry is raaped by voldemort and then snape shafts hermoine