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A man in Perth, Australia, is apologizing to cops and neighbours after a full police response was triggered by his yelling “why don’t you die” at a spider in his home.

A concerned passerby called the police after they heard the screaming, coupled with a toddler’s cries. It took less than 20 minutes for police to arrive on scene and figure out the father is just very afraid of spiders.

According to the police log, the caller didn’t know the family but said they had seen them walking around a few times.

“The toddler inside was screaming,” the caller said.

The log said “police spoke with all parties who advised that husband had only been trying to kill a spider (has serious fear of spiders). Apologized for inconvenience to police. No injuries sighted (except to spider). No further police involvement required.”

Dukasaur wrote:Some news from down under seem suspiciously like something our hysterical Chief Chatter would do.

https://nationalpost.com/news/world/why-dont-you-die-cops-called-to-screaming-mans-house-but-he-was-just-trying-to-kill-a-spider

A man in Perth, Australia, is apologizing to cops and neighbours after a full police response was triggered by his yelling “why don’t you die” at a spider in his home.

A concerned passerby called the police after they heard the screaming, coupled with a toddler’s cries. It took less than 20 minutes for police to arrive on scene and figure out the father is just very afraid of spiders.

According to the police log, the caller didn’t know the family but said they had seen them walking around a few times.

“The toddler inside was screaming,” the caller said.

The log said “police spoke with all parties who advised that husband had only been trying to kill a spider (has serious fear of spiders). Apologized for inconvenience to police. No injuries sighted (except to spider). No further police involvement required.”

TeeGee wrote:I can confirm that this was Razorvich
He is still under evaluation in the psych ward muttering “l only have one left and you can’t take it away from me”