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New year resolutions

Postby mrswdk on Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:39 pm

Hit this thread up with your resolutions roody poos
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Re: New year resolutions

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:40 pm

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Re: New year resolutions

Postby mrswdk on Mon Dec 31, 2018 8:48 pm

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Re: New year resolutions

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:08 pm

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Re: New year resolutions

Postby HitRed on Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:37 pm

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Re: New year resolutions

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jan 01, 2019 2:20 am

Be less polite. If I'm thinking "f*ck right off", say "f*ck RIGHT OFF!"
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Re: New year resolutions

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:28 am

Have more butt sex.
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Re: New year resolutions

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:01 am

I resolve to eat less beef and lamb (bad for the environment) and more chicken nuggets.
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Re: New year resolutions

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:53 pm

mrswdk wrote:I resolve to eat less beef and lamb (bad for the environment) and more chicken nuggets.


Maybe you should cut-down your intake of soy, too.
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Re: New year resolutions

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:24 pm

I'll eat whatever the f*ck I want, beef eater.
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Re: New year resolutions

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:05 pm

mrswdk wrote:I resolve to eat less beef and lamb (bad for the environment) and more chicken nuggets.

Will they first be stuffed inside a chick's asshole?
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Re: New year resolutions

Postby warmonger1981 on Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:27 pm

more chinese propaganda from mrswdk. really been slacking. your social credit score must be at an all time low.
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Re: New year resolutions

Postby mrswdk on Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:20 am

tkr4lf wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I resolve to eat less beef and lamb (bad for the environment) and more chicken nuggets.

Will they first be stuffed inside a chick's asshole?


How else would they get that irresistible five spice flavour?
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Re: New year resolutions

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:57 am

mrswdk wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I resolve to eat less beef and lamb (bad for the environment) and more chicken nuggets.

Will they first be stuffed inside a chick's asshole?


How else would they get that irresistible five spice flavour?

This guy knows what's going on. =D>
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Re: New year resolutions

Postby The ram on Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:13 am

I have resolved to stop thinking about women as simply being sexual objects and try to listen to them and be more understanding to their needs. I don't mind waiting an extra 30 seconds to get their knickers off.
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Re: New year resolutions

Postby mrswdk on Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:12 am

The ram wrote:I have resolved to stop thinking about women as simply being sexual objects and try to listen to them and be more understanding to their needs. I don't mind waiting an extra 30 seconds to get their knickers off.


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