Should being Republican be added to the 7 deadly sins?

Posted:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:19 pm
by HitRed
Pride
Greed
Lust
Envy
Gluttony
Wrath
Sloth
Republican
Re: Should being Republican be added to the 7 deadly sins?

Posted:
Sun Sep 30, 2018 1:17 am
by Symmetry
Republican changes to the 7even DVD special edition:
7) All Brad Pitt scenes replaced, digitally, with Senators Collins and Murkowski.
6) Sloth crime to be replaced with actual press conference by a sloth, criticising fake news.
5) Video Game masterclass now replacing Lust featuring Vice President Mike Pence masterfully handling Toad.
4) Hillary Clinton CGI now weirdly taking the roles of both Kevin Spacey and Gwyneth Paltrow.
5) "What's in the box?" scene delayed for weeks.
6) Gluttony- Strange scene where nobody on either side can decide if Trump eating like a weird ass freak is something they can criticise or support. Well done steak with ketchup? KFC with a knife and fork? In the DVD version, they just rule it out.
7) Wrath- ending now replaced by a solid four hours of tweets.
Special Features:
Pity Party- a short film on how Republicans are the real Victims, by HitRed
Women say it- watch every terrible thing that a Republican said about the recent hearings, but dubbed over by a woman!
The Judge files- Mark Judge, raw, wild and uncut.
Boofers reel
Directors Commentary "Locker room talk"- feat. Donald Trump and Billy Bush