Conquer Club

Those are all quotes from Malcolm Tucker in The Thick of It and In the Loop (They made an American version called Veep, which is pretty similar, but has less creative swearing). Weirdly, the actor who played Tucker went on to play Doctor Who- Peter Capaldi.

Here's Malcolm Tucker trying to describe Star Wars (it seems symmetrical)-

I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

I once read names in the subject line was taBoo.

Then you came back to off topics. That's a feel good story right there.

Meh, RL has had some sort of beef with me for a while. Nobody knows why, and he can't put it into words, so this is where we are.

Symmetry wrote:Meh, RL has had some sort of beef with me for a while. Nobody knows why, and he can't put it into words, so this is where we are.

lol, i posted it specifically for you because i know you're a fan of Malcolm Tucker and for 2dimes because he liked K2 - SO, you fucking idiot - way to completely misinterpret my intent, sym. wtf is wrong with you?

riskllama wrote:

Symmetry wrote:Meh, RL has had some sort of beef with me for a while. Nobody knows why, and he can't put it into words, so this is where we are.

lol, i posted it specifically for you because i know you're a fan of Malcolm Tucker and for 2dimes because he liked K2 - SO, you fucking idiot - way to completely misinterpret my intent, sym. wtf is wrong with you?

Mate, you're obsessed with me, and the only question I have is why?

*yawns*
owen does the "obsessed" bit better and far more convincingly than could ever hope to, sym...you should take some time off and do a little retooling of your arsenal, methinks.

riskllama wrote:*yawns*
owen does the "obsessed" bit better and far more convincingly than could ever hope to, sym...you should take some time off and do a little retooling of your arsenal, methinks.

OK, but you do have this weird thread, and you've not answered my question.

what's weird about it? i was merely sharing something w/you that i thought you might enjoy...*shrugs*

riskllama wrote:what's weird about it? i was merely sharing something w/you that i thought you might enjoy...*shrugs*

You can just PM me, you do know that right?

what for?

riskllama wrote:what for?

Wherever you like, kid.

lol, riskllama wins this thread.

riskllama wrote:lol, riskllama wins this thread.

Seems a bit desperate, but if that's what you need, ok.

Hold on. Did you win when you posted the funny video or later on?

i won when sym resorted to the kid remark, he does that when he's out of ideas.

Fair enough.

riskllama wrote:i won when sym resorted to the kid remark, he does that when he's out of ideas.

Huh, who knew that I could shut RL up with a single word?

It's like Godwin's Law, except the same person loses every time...