Conquer Club

So I got an interesting email yesterday - this guy said he'd been following me around town, taking photos and if I didn't send him $3000 to a BTC (I don't even know what a BTC is) he'd expose my affair to everyone on facebook.
If he's actually been following me around, he'd have been pretty bored - he'd have seen me go in the supermarket, the library, the post office, and several pubs - and playing in the park with the curlsonette.
I wonder how many other people got the same email?
He didn't even say what town - and if you actually had something on a guy, you'd say "I have a pic of you leaving a house in East 3rd Street at 2am on Wednesday", or whatever you had.
Also, he claimed to be "Luke G Jones". I bet that if he is attempting the same scam with , I dunno, John Robinson, his name would be Luke J Robinson, so he could track who had actually fallen for it.

Anyone know what a BTC is? I used to belong to the Basildon Theatre Company, but I don't think it's that.

Bitcoin

i expect you should forward that email to the local constabulary w/o delay.

riskllama wrote:i expect you should forward that email to the local constabulary w/o delay.

Indeed i did, though I suspect it's not actually local.

Doc_Brown wrote:Bitcoin

ah. Thanks.

Tell him, "I don't trust bit coin but if you can come in person to 18644 Dresden St Detroit, at 2 AM, I can give you $10 000 cash. Make sure you wear a nice suit so I will recognize you. If I'm not there on time, honk the horn of your car. It's not my house but it's near my house so if I hear you honk I can come right over."

I think I'll just wait for the incriminating evidence to show up on facebook. I'd be interestd to see what I've beeen up to that was so interesting. Playing poker? Eating pizza?

I didn't suggest you go to the location. You might be able to go there during day light. I'm not certain I would stop the car myself.

I would offer to give him cash in person in exchange for the damning evidence. Then I'd beat him like a rented mule. Oh...and put it on facebag....

Cool.......

2dimes wrote:Tell him, "I don't trust bit coin but if you can come in person to 18644 Dresden St Detroit, at 2 AM, I can give you $10 000 cash. Make sure you wear a nice suit so I will recognize you. If I'm not there on time, honk the horn of your car. It's not my house but it's near my house so if I hear you honk I can come right over."

It's better if he's wearing a purple speedo running down West Lafayette screaming "Serbia, Serb-I-a". That's what I usually do.

DoomYoshi wrote:

2dimes wrote:Tell him, "I don't trust bit coin but if you can come in person to 18644 Dresden St Detroit, at 2 AM, I can give you $10 000 cash. Make sure you wear a nice suit so I will recognize you. If I'm not there on time, honk the horn of your car. It's not my house but it's near my house so if I hear you honk I can come right over."

It's better if he's wearing a purple speedo running down West Lafayette screaming "Serbia, Serb-I-a". That's what I usually do.

You too?

I like Serbia

*insert creepy stalker vibe here*

I dunno, mate. Something about this whole thing seems a bit dodgy.

Green Dot Stables is on West Lafayette... you do that, and it’s possible I’ll respond.