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first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping around

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:12 pm
by saxitoxin
In 2017, Remedios Cruz made history when she became the first U.S. Marine Corps infantrywoman, overcoming the luddite objections of Trump-voters who said it would decrease readiness since everyone would be distracted by her vagina.

It turns out the luddites were wrong. In fact, Cruz was distracted by all the dick. Less than a year after her triumphant induction, she is now awaiting dishonorable discharge for fucking her subordinates.

Cruz was reduced in rank from sergeant to corporal and restricted to the base after pleading guilty to fraternization as part of a broader plea agreement. The commanding general of 2nd Marine Division will now decide if she will be forced out with an other-than-honorable discharge, according to the Times.

https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/y ... rnization/


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Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:27 pm
by DoomYoshi
I prefer big L Luddites.

Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:05 pm
by saxitoxin
DoomYoshi wrote:I prefer big L Luddites.


Cruz preferred big D.

Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:35 pm
by Neoteny
Deadites?

Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:41 pm
by thegreekdog
The answer here is clearly an all woman Marine Corps.

Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:15 pm
by GabonX
thegreekdog wrote:The answer here is clearly an all woman Marine Corps.

Yep...

Then they can square off against the male marine corps so we can make a decision over which to continue moving forward.

Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:40 pm
by Symmetry
Damnit, now men can't be marines?

Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:05 am
by saxitoxin
I'm Team GabonX on this

Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:18 am
by Symmetry
saxitoxin wrote:I'm Team GabonX on this


Eww. Good luck with that.

Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:21 am
by Symmetry
GabonX wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:The answer here is clearly an all woman Marine Corps.

Yep...

Then they can square off against the male marine corps so we can make a decision over which to continue moving forward.


By "we" are you now claiming that you're a marine or former member of the marines?

Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:37 am
by mookiemcgee
Saxi, pass the word around to all your Instagram followers!

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Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:39 am
by Bigbullets
Not a problem restricted to one billet. Needless to say, diversity does nothing to make the corps stronger.

Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:31 pm
by riskllama
mookiemcgee wrote:Saxi, pass the word around to all your Instagram followers!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: first Marine infantrywoman kicked out for sleeping aroun

PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:07 pm
by GabonX
Symmetry wrote:
GabonX wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:The answer here is clearly an all woman Marine Corps.

Yep...

Then they can square off against the male marine corps so we can make a decision over which to continue moving forward.


By "we" are you now claiming that you're a marine or former member of the marines?

Obviously I was referring to white male land holders.