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The Superintendent of Education for Holmdel Township, New Jersey has been arrested for doing nothing more than taking a dump on the high school's football field every morning before class.

Is this a bit of an overreaction? I'm sure betiko has done worse.

“The Holmdel School Resource Officer was alerted by Holmdel High School staff and coaches that they were finding human feces, on or near the area of the High School track / football field on a daily basis,” authorities said in a statement. “The SRO, along with school staff, monitored the area and was able to identify a subject responsible for the acts.”

http://kutv.com/news/nation-world/nj-su ... aily-basis

I agree. wake up and have coffee, but don't have time to poop at home so you pit stop on your drive to work when you can't hold it any longer. Seems reasonable enough to me... I wonder if he poops on the grass and tears up grass with his feet to cover it like a dog, or if he goes on the track and covers it like a cat using litter.

Fucker needs to be fired

If a dog did it people would just be like 'oh well get the janitor to clean it up'.

So much for equality.

Best punishment would be to collect it all and ram it back where it came from.

Yeah, send it back to its own country.

This is one of those weird cases where, if you just looked at the mugshot, you might not think that he's the kind of guy who regularly takes a dump on a school playing-field in New Jersey.

After you've read the report though, you kind of realise that he looks exactly like the kind of guy who would regularly take a dump on a school playing-field in New Jersey.

It's like- "How did people not notice that about him?" I suspect warning signs were missed.

ITT: Symmetry does some racial profiling.

mrswdk wrote:ITT: Symmetry does some racial profiling.

Are New Jersey field shitters really a race? I think that the new US census might need to include them as a category, just so Republicans know how to tap that demographic in the Garden State.