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(Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 3:37 am
by Symmetry
A quick version of the film for those who don't plan on watching it.

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Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 4:09 am
by DirtyDishSoap
Thanks, saved me $20 and some of my life.

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 9:58 am
by mrswdk
I was expecting: "biff, boff, kapow".

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 7:18 pm
by thegreekdog
I'm very disappointed in how the movie treated Hulk v. Thanos.* Thanos sans infinity gauntlet cannot defeat Hulk.

* I didn't watch the movie, only the one "fight" scene where Thanos v. Hulk was akin to Hulk v. Hawkeye.

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 11:24 pm
by riskllama
sounds stupid & pointless, wouldn't watch.

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 12:16 am
by HitRed
Ant-man is the best. Tied with Black Panther.

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 7:50 pm
by Symmetry
thegreekdog wrote:I'm very disappointed in how the movie treated Hulk v. Thanos.* Thanos sans infinity gauntlet cannot defeat Hulk.

* I didn't watch the movie, only the one "fight" scene where Thanos v. Hulk was akin to Hulk v. Hawkeye.


How that pans out across the rest of the film is probably the best thing in the movie, oddly enough. Mark Ruffalo is one of the only actors in the whole thing that gets an interesting role.

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2018 12:31 am
by ganguscalm
I give it a 2 + 1/2 Planet of the Apes thumbs up
total franchise set up :-$

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2018 12:40 am
by Symmetry
ganguscalm wrote:I give it a 2 + 1/2 Planet of the Apes thumbs up
total franchise set up :-$


Pretty much. It's not a bad movie. It's not boring either. It's mostly just there.

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2018 1:21 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
Is there any reason they give (other than plot armor) that they don't just blast the bad guy with the entire nuclear arsenal of at least the u.s.? In universe, the avengers and presumably shield have full access to the u.s. govt stockhold. Surely that is more destructive than a bunch of powered up ninjas. I mean, they know if he gets all the gems than he's omnipotent, so at the point I'd think any means necessary is called for. Just nuke the bastard before he even gets to earth.

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2018 5:46 pm
by mrswdk
Yeah but he would destroy the nukes with his magic.

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2018 5:52 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
If he can destroy 4000 nuclear warheads with magic then why even bother with the team? Some of which just include regular humans.

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2018 11:09 pm
by Symmetry
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Is there any reason they give (other than plot armor) that they don't just blast the bad guy with the entire nuclear arsenal of at least the u.s.? In universe, the avengers and presumably shield have full access to the u.s. govt stockhold. Surely that is more destructive than a bunch of powered up ninjas. I mean, they know if he gets all the gems than he's omnipotent, so at the point I'd think any means necessary is called for. Just nuke the bastard before he even gets to earth.


The super-people give him magic gems so that he can undo anything that happens to him while he has his enchanted glove on, duh. If the plot happened your way, it would seem ridiculous.

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 1:56 am
by mrswdk
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:If he can destroy 4000 nuclear warheads with magic then why even bother with the team? Some of which just include regular humans.


A human is very different to a nuclear warhead.

Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 2:05 am
by Symmetry
mrswdk wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:If he can destroy 4000 nuclear warheads with magic then why even bother with the team? Some of which just include regular humans.


A human is very different to a nuclear warhead.


Indeed, even a non-super powered person can take down a basic nuclear missile:

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Re: (Spoilers) Avengers Infinity War: The Short Version

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 2:12 am
by mrswdk
Forget SDI, all you need is a resourceful young person with a bow and arrow.