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Big Fight Today
Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:55 pmby JoeBeevers
Today I was walking through Hendon. With Ronnie and Barny Boatman.
We were walking 3 abreast, therefore blocking the whole pavement.
A big bloke was walking towards us, he was wearing a blue business suit, pork pie hat, cravat and shiny alligator shoes.
I recognised him as Stan the Snide, he was an old time coppers nark from Wembley way.
I whispered to Ron I wanted him sorting, Ron tipped me the wink and stood nose to nose with Stan.
"Oi, you nonce, Joe told me you`re a snide, slag, grass and nark"
"What abaht it?" Stan said
"I don`t like geezers like you pal" Ron said, "I`m sorting you right here"
Stan laughed, but froze when Ron pulled his cosh from his suit pocket.
Ron coshed him 3 times, we left Stan on the pavement. And continued into the heart of Hendon for a home game with Ross and Ram
Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:59 pmby dustn64
Did you put this on here to waste 30 seconds of my life or what?
Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:04 pmby Dmunster
Thats from Clockwork Orange isnt it? I got like 50 pages into that book and decided learning a new and nonexistent language was giving me an ice cream headache.
Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:05 pmby Nickbaldwin
Haha cool, good story.
Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:20 pmby JoeBeevers
Its a true story.
Ronnie will confirm it if hes about.
Stan the Snide won`t be bothering me again, he tried to blackmail me over Xmas for £60K.
He reckoned he had photos of me colluding via cellular phone, I got Barny to go round and beat him up on New Years Day.
His type don`t frighten us Hendon Mobsters
Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:23 pmby DirtyDishSoap
Go f*ck yourself you waste of life
Posted:
Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:23 pmby reverend_kyle
Black sox scandal was orchestrated by the hendon mob
true story.
Posted:
Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:05 amby luns101
Ok, I guess I can understand now why people don't like you that much. This has got to be some kind of gag.
Posted:
Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:11 amby OnlyAmbrose
luns101 wrote:Ok, I guess I can understand now why people don't like you that much. This has got to be some kind of gag.
You didn't see that about 4 threads ago?
Posted:
Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:33 amby luns101
OnlyAmbrose wrote:luns101 wrote:Ok, I guess I can understand now why people don't like you that much. This has got to be some kind of gag.
You didn't see that about 4 threads ago?
I was busy posting the surfing pics.
Posted:
Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:43 amby Huckleberryhound
If i read another piece of cack from this moron....someone shoot me
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Re: Big Fight Today
Posted:
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:44 amby misterman10
JoeBeevers wrote:Today I was walking through Hendon. With Ronnie and Barny Boatman.
We were walking 3 abreast, therefore blocking the whole pavement.
A big bloke was walking towards us, he was wearing a blue business suit, pork pie hat, cravat and shiny alligator shoes.
I recognised him as Stan the Snide, he was an old time coppers nark from Wembley way.
I whispered to Ron I wanted him sorting, Ron tipped me the wink and stood nose to nose with Stan.
"Oi, you nonce, Joe told me you`re a snide, slag, grass and nark"
"What abaht it?" Stan said
"I don`t like geezers like you pal" Ron said, "I`m sorting you right here"
Stan laughed, but froze when Ron pulled his cosh from his suit pocket.
Ron coshed him 3 times, we left Stan on the pavement. And continued into the heart of Hendon for a home game with Ross and Ram
LIAR
Posted:
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:47 amby muy_thaiguy
Doesn't this guy EVER get tired of his own little annoying stories? I mean, come on!
Posted:
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:51 amby dustn64
Why did you bump this thread? nonce...
Posted:
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:52 amby misterman10
dustn64 wrote:Why did you bump this thread? nonce...
I needed to quote him and
HERES WHY
Posted:
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:54 amby Shadowstar
So you had to resort to a weapon in order to beat someone up... You act all tough, then post that you use weapons to beat "people" weaker than you.
And FYI, it doesn't count as a big fight if it's one-sided. Or against toys.
Posted:
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:54 amby Psilocbin
This guy is full of the shit he eats.
Posted:
Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:55 amby misterman10
Posted:
Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:03 pmby misterman10
JoeBeevers wrote:Its a true story.
Ronnie will confirm it if hes about.
Stan the Snide won`t be bothering me again, he tried to blackmail me over Xmas for £60K.
He reckoned he had photos of me colluding via cellular phone, I got Barny to go round and beat him up on New Years Day.
His type don`t frighten us Hendon Mobsters
moron
Posted:
Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:38 pmby Dancing Mustard
Oi oi, you'd better watch ahhht with all this boasting Joe my son, if you're not careful I'll send Klaxon Keanu round your gaff to sort you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttt. Savvy?