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Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:16 pm
by HitRed
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/12/br ... r-dui.html

I doubt with a DUI and all the tattoos a white dress for this lady is appropriate.

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:22 pm
by notyou2
Are tattoos a sign of sexual promiscuity? I missed that memo.

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:23 pm
by notyou2
Good news for all you nerds with tats, you're no longer a virgin.

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:26 pm
by HitRed
notyou2 wrote:Are tattoos a sign of sexual promiscuity? I missed that memo.


The survey says!

Men think so. According to one recent survey, compared with ink-free women, men were more likely to approach tattooed women, and more likely to believe that they were sexually available. Meanwhile, according to another report, women with tattoos are more sexually active, meaning they might, indeed, be more available to men.

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:29 pm
by Thorthoth
Uh, yes and no.
Image

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:19 am
by DoomYoshi
That girl likes to be penetrated.

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:49 am
by Thorthoth
DoomYoshi wrote:That girl likes to be penetrated.

Yeah, and for a change, I bet the needle-dicked losers on this site would be right up her alley...
Hey Bernoid!, we found another real-life 'hottie' for you.

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:10 am
by DirtyDishSoap
Old Farts wrote:Tattoos? Bah humbug, you look like x and you're x and I'm offended!


Me wrote:Who gives a f*ck?

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 4:01 am
by 2dimes
So what you're saying is you rubbed one out to that thing in the picture?

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:15 am
by Bernie Sanders
Thorthoth wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:That girl likes to be penetrated.

Yeah, and for a change, I bet the needle-dicked losers on this site would be right up her alley...
Hey Bernoid!, we found another real-life 'hottie' for you.


This thread is for sexually active men only. Masturbation does not count for sexual experience.

Why don't you and Fatllama exchange numbers and get some experience.

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:12 am
by DirtyDishSoap
2dimes wrote:So what you're saying is you rubbed one out to that thing in the picture?

Maybe I printed it out and then rubbed one off on it?

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:06 am
by 2dimes
When you write maybe, that represents 100% chance?

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:41 am
by mrswdk
HitRed wrote:all the tattoos


Appears to mean 'one tattoo' as far as I can see from that photo.

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:05 pm
by Neoteny
Confirmed: HitRed is over 50 years old.

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:06 pm
by Bernie Sanders
Neoteny wrote:Confirmed: HitRed is over 50 years old.



To be so young and stupid.....I'm so envious.

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:25 pm
by riskllama
Bernie Sanders wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Confirmed: HitRed is over 50 years old.



To be so young and stupid.....I'm so envious.



you're stupid, you're just not young.

Re: Bride driving to her wedding arrested on DUI

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:41 pm
by Bernie Sanders
riskllama wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Confirmed: HitRed is over 50 years old.



To be so young and stupid.....I'm so envious.



you're stupid, you're just not young.


Thanks for the kind words......you fukn fat @ss, chain smoking waste of space