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The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:46 pm
by DoomYoshi
My dogs will eat pretty much anything from fecal matter to furniture.

However, they won't eat olives.

Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:49 pm
by mrswdk
But what will they lick off your balls?

Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:51 pm
by Thorthoth
mrswdk wrote:But what will they lick off your balls?

That makes a nice segue to an even shorter list: Things swdk won't eat.

Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:17 pm
by waauw
Ignoring the derailing troll before me: They're not particularly fond of hot sauce.

Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:33 pm
by KoolBak
DoomYoshi wrote:My dogs will eat pretty much anything from fecal matter to furniture.

However, they won't eat olives.


That's hilarious...and amazing. The only thing I ever found my Dobies (all of them) refused was raw onion. They loved olives.

And chocolate....lots and lots of chocolate :lol:

Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:27 pm
by Thorthoth
Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/ear ... 5efabf8763

Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:17 pm
by mrswdk
Thorthoth wrote:Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens


And that is why Thot was raised without a father!

Geddit.

Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:46 pm
by notyou2
I had a cat that loved green olives.

My dog wouldn't eat peas. Lick all the potatoes and gravey off them though.

Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:25 pm
by Thorthoth
Ignoring the derailing troll before me: They're not particularly fond of hot sauce.

You mean me? i wasn't derailing anything. swdk is doubtlessly just a special case of the enclosing set of 'Dogs'.

notyou2 wrote:I had a cat that loved green olives.

Hey not2U2, waauw gets very upset about thread 'derailing'. Please keep your comments confined to the topic of non dog food dog non-food.

Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:47 pm
by jonesthecurl
I once dated a girl whose dog would ONLY eat fish fingers.

Tt, I'm your father

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:48 pm
by Bernie Sanders
mrswdk wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens


And that is why Thot was raised without a father!

Geddit.


You didn't expect me to stay and help raise an mentally challenged son would you?

Re: Tt, I'm your father

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:53 pm
by Thorthoth
Bernie Sanders wrote:
mrswdk wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens


And that is why Thot was raised without a father!

Geddit.

You didn't expect me to stay and help raise an mentally challenged son would you?

Clearly, Bernoid didn't ''Geddit''... not that there was much to 'ged'.