Conquer Club

This is for good or bad advice from family members.


I'll start.
My uncle told me how to treat women. I quote" f*ck them and feed them fish heads." Not so good I'll say. Who wants a girl that could smell like fish in two places? You know only two things smell like fish.....and ones fish.

Sooo, douchiness is a family trait?

You all are worthless scum. Not one person on here has a story. Your all fucking lame. Last time I come to this forum. You piece of shit. And f*ck your new group you trying to start. I withdraw my application. You all are pussies. Trying to hear some cool stories and all I get is a pile of shit in a box. Well f*ck yourselves. Only time I come back is for Bernie's Hotties thread. At least on person on here has done something right.

Yeah, f*ck you ny2. Share some stories you piece of shit.

notyou2 really is worthless scum.

The worst.

My dad told me to stick the tree into the golf hole.

Being a 10 year old, I had no idea what he meant by it, so I just assumed you somehow ram a tree into a golf hole and win.

Once in high school my gym uniform was still in the washing machine, still wet from washing. It was a day I needed it for gym class. So, desperately I tried drying it with a hairdryer. It didn't work so well. It just made them warm. I arrived late at school that day. The school's secretary office was about to write a note in my agenda when they asked me why I was late. I recounted my morning and they let me go without a note. Apparently it was the most original excuse they had ever heard. Back in class I had to recount the story to the teacher, in front of the whole class, he too let me off the hook and told me to sit. The whole class roared at my silly attempt with the hairdryer.

Good thing I'm not as stupid anymore. The hot iron is better 'quick dry' than the hairdryer.