Conquer Club

Despite a one million dollar bounty, for 15 years Dumb-Dumb Bush and Amateur-Hour Obama proved totally incompetent in trying to catch the killer of Thomas Wales, the only federal prosecutor in U.S. history to have been assassinated.



Now, just one year into the administration of President Donald J. Trump, the executive branch has announced it has identified a conspiracy among a "small group of people" who dispatched a professional assassin to kill Wales - who specialized in the investigation of banking crimes. President Trump is sending his Deputy Attorney-General Rod Rosenstein to Seattle tomorrow to make a major announcement on an update that has been made into the investigation under President Trump.



Great to have adults back in the driver's seat.

Turns out the Donald is genetically related to Rambo, as they both have orange skin:

Donnie's skin colour is the result of KFC disease.

If you eat too much KFC the dye they use in the spice recipe starts to migrate to your skin.