Conquer Club

Really Juicey Smorgasbord for sure.

Sounds like he's having some dessert.

I heard he only eats McDonald's apple sauce to avoid being poisoned.

Define poisoned.

mrswdk wrote:I heard he only eats McDonald's apple sauce to avoid being poisoned.

But most apples are picked by illegals, so I guess he can't eat any at all? I thought he was allergic to any food that didn't go through multiple levels of processing and preservative adds.

President Trump and I don't trust anyone that doesn't like banana whiff.

2dimes wrote:President Trump and I don't trust anyone that doesn't like banana whiff.

What the fuk is banana whiff? If I can't peel it I won't eat it.

Isn't it the same as Dole Whip only bananas instead of pineapples?

2dimes wrote:Isn't it the same as Dole Whip only bananas instead of pineapples?

What the fuk? I only know of drinking tropical drinks with high alcohol content out of pineapples that are hollowed out as cups.

I hope you are not trying to surprise anyone, by outright saying you don't know something, instead of just typing a bunch of gibberish to show it.

2dimes wrote:I hope you are not trying to surprise anyone, by outright saying you don't know something, instead of just typing a bunch of gibberish to show it.

I only reply to gibberish when I read it here.

How have you never had dole whip? Are you banned from all the state fairs?

2dimes wrote:How have you never had dole whip? Are you banned from all the state fairs?

I was banned for a year at the Riot Fest, not my fault. I got in a fight and the guy's girlfriend jumped in and I accidently hit her once.....maybe twice. I was intoxicated at the time and was given a nice pair of cop's bracelets and escorted out of Grant Park.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

2dimes wrote:How have you never had dole whip? Are you banned from all the state fairs?

I was banned for a year at the Riot Fest, not my fault. I got in a fight and the guy's girlfriend jumped in and I accidently hit her once.....maybe twice. I was intoxicated at the time and was given a nice pair of cop's bracelets and escorted out of Grant Park.

Is it considered wife beating if you are hitting someone elses wife Bernie?

mookiemcgee wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

2dimes wrote:How have you never had dole whip? Are you banned from all the state fairs?

I was banned for a year at the Riot Fest, not my fault. I got in a fight and the guy's girlfriend jumped in and I accidently hit her once.....maybe twice. I was intoxicated at the time and was given a nice pair of cop's bracelets and escorted out of Grant Park.

Is it considered wife beating if you are hitting someone elses wife Bernie?

No....if it was my wife I would have been charged with assault and battery. The couple who attacked me could not pressed charges, since the witnesses saw the guy throw his beer on me.

They should have gave you a dole whip for the road.

After Trump's silly and asinine comment about immigrants from Haiti, Africa, and Norway, one does wonder about his "genius" status.

JP

jusplay4fun wrote:After Trump's silly and asinine comment about immigrants from Haiti, Africa, and Norway, one does wonder about his "genius" status.

JP

Why do you have to repeat yourself? I would expect more from my illegitemately born son. Your fukn mom failed in turning my boy into a man.

Raise your hand if you notice:

1) fake burnie is an idiot;

2) fake bunnie cannot post an intelligent thought;

3) fake burnie has MAJOR difficulty communicating without using a curse word;

4) fake bunnie has bad breathe;

5) fake burnie is a JERK;

6) fake burnie posts only crap;

7) fake bummie posts pictures of crap;

fake burnie repeats lies;

9) fake burnie CANNOT get it up to even have sex to even father a child;

10) fake bunnie does fake sex;

11) fake bunnie dreams of sex and that is why he always posts pictures of women he dreams about;

12) ALL THE ABOVE. THIS ONE has MY vote.

JP

fake burnie's Dirty Dozen are ABOVE.

You probably should have mentioned banana whiff.

The only whiff I have ever heard of is the scent of cabbage at the fair

jusplay4fun wrote:Raise your hand if you notice:

1) fake burnie is an idiot;

2) fake bunnie cannot post an intelligent thought;

3) fake burnie has MAJOR difficulty communicating without using a curse word;

4) fake bunnie has bad breathe;

5) fake burnie is a JERK;

6) fake burnie posts only crap;

7) fake bummie posts pictures of crap;

fake burnie repeats lies;

9) fake burnie CANNOT get it up to even have sex to even father a child;

10) fake bunnie does fake sex;

11) fake bunnie dreams of sex and that is why he always posts pictures of women he dreams about;

12) ALL THE ABOVE. THIS ONE has MY vote.

JP

fake burnie's Dirty Dozen are ABOVE.

Relax and chill. You have anger issues that need the attention of whiff professionals.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

jusplay4fun wrote:After Trump's silly and asinine comment about immigrants from Haiti, Africa, and Norway, one does wonder about his "genius" status.

JP

Why do you have to repeat yourself? I would expect more from my illegitemately born son. Your fukn mom failed in turning my boy into a man.

dude trump is right they are shit hole countries,and do nothing for us but put more of these people on welfare

Do you purposely misspell words to prove how stoooopid you are, fake burnie?

JP

Bernie Sanders wrote:

jusplay4fun wrote:After Trump's silly and asinine comment about immigrants from Haiti, Africa, and Norway, one does wonder about his "genius" status.

JP

Why do you have to repeat yourself? I would expect more from my illegitemately born son. Your fukn mom failed in turning my boy into a man.