Come one, come all, I'm starting a jackpot! I'm taking all bets.
How many bans do you think it'll take Thorthoth to be permanently removed? Do you think Thorthoth will quit before he is permabanned?
Prizes may include:
Premium
A dick picture of yours truly
A moobie shot of yours truly
A ticket to Disneyland
An invitation to my next Birthday party (BYOB)
A Russian hooker
One free plastic surgery operated by yours truly (Warning: Any results that negatively impact you after or during the operation such as illness or death are not my fault, nor am I liable, you chose this of your own free will to get bigger boobs. Don't blame me, blame society).
I'll start a roast thread about you specifically. Find out if people like you, hate you, or if you're just a nobody.
I'll be your boyfriend (or girlfriend if I'm required to dress up. I can tuck my shit in). Depending on the relationship, I may or may not spend all of your money on frivolous things, like a gym membership that I'll never use.
Viagra pills
And last but definitely not least: Pie of your choosing.
I'll start a poll when I get some predictions.
I'll say Thorthoth will be banned 2 more times (I believe a total of 5) for his permanent vacation to start.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:48 am
by saxitoxin
in for 3
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:51 am
by mrswdk
lol, 'dick picture'
I reckon Thorthot's entered the owenshooter territory of repeated 3-6 month bans without ever being permabanned.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:20 am
by 2dimes
I want to believe they will just carry on with the temporary bans. The infractions are just being annoying. That is a pretty minor crime. They don't even ban his other account for it.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:51 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
There's a chance to win pie? Count me in.
2 times.
-TG
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:01 am
by saxitoxin
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Prizes may include:
A dick picture of yours truly
A ticket to Disneyland
if I win I'd like the dick pic shot at Disneyland
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:34 pm
by Thorthoth
Well, well, well,... if it isn't a quorum of the PL Inner Circle... determined to instigate more hateful nastiness.
Usually such a gathering of good ol' boys/girls/swdks would gather in their top-secret clubhouse.... but maybe that joint's overpowering stench of decaying body fluids drove them out into the open.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:46 pm
by saxitoxin
Thorthoth wrote:Well, well, well,... if it isn't a quorum of the PL Inner Circle... determined to instigate more hateful nastiness.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:08 pm
by Thorthoth
saxitoxin wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Well, well, well,... if it isn't a quorum of the PL Inner Circle... determined to instigate more hateful nastiness.
They laugh because they think they're untouchable, NOT because what I said was wrong.
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:14 pm
by 2dimes
I find it pretty hillarious that his conspiracy has you guys teamed up with the mods. Keep up the good work.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:43 pm
by mrswdk
Yeah, those bitch ass more just locked my general contribution medal thread. They can SUCK IT.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:03 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
saxitoxin wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Prizes may include:
A dick picture of yours truly
A ticket to Disneyland
if I win I'd like the dick pic shot at Disneyland
I'm sure I can spruce something up.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:08 pm
by notyou2
I'll take 1 as no one has picked that yet.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:14 pm
by mrswdk
4
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:22 am
by DirtyDishSoap
mrswdk wrote:4
Looks like you're the lone vote on it.
Surprised not too many people are chiming in. Are my awards not good enough?
What if I included cookies and milk? Or an all-you-can-eat buffet at Shari's?
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 9:30 am
by saxitoxin
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
mrswdk wrote:4
Looks like you're the lone vote on it.
Surprised not too many people are chiming in. Are my awards not good enough?
What if I included cookies and milk? Or an all-you-can-eat buffet at Shari's?
Amateur. Everyone knows you only go to Shari's for the pies, therefore, your new prize offer is a duplicate of the first.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:44 pm
by Thorthoth
What this poor battered old world needs is more... LOVE. LOVE of Freedom, LOVE of Truth. LOVE of Art, LOVE of Beauty. LOVE of Peace, LOVE of Wisdom. LOVE of Thorthoth.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:15 am
by TeeGee
Thorthoth wrote:What this poor battered old world needs is more... LOVE. LOVE of Freedom, LOVE of Truth. LOVE of Art, LOVE of Beauty. LOVE of Peace, LOVE of Wisdom. LOVE of Thorthoth.
We do love Thorthoth, But does Thorthoth love us?
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:19 am
by Thorthoth
TeeGee wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:What this poor battered old world needs is more... LOVE. LOVE of Freedom, LOVE of Truth. LOVE of Art, LOVE of Beauty. LOVE of Peace, LOVE of Wisdom. LOVE of Thorthoth.
We do love Thorthoth, But does Thorthoth love us?
I love everybody. Sure, occasionally I TELL those that need to be TOLD. But it's all for a higher purpose and the ultimate betterment of the site (and all humanity). Ultimately, if you look at the record, I have been far more sinned against than sinning.
My very existence is a sublime miracle that we should all cherish. In essence, all I ask is that we all try harder to...
LOVE THORTHOTH, NOW & FOREVER.
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:16 am
by DirtyDishSoap
Ill pass, thanks
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:24 am
by KoolBak
Love to see your resume
Re: How many bans does it take?
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:57 pm
by notyou2
Love to see you fall into oblivion Thor/catstevens/thoth
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:42 am