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Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:38 am
by DoomYoshi
Is it possible to set my Word to kill everyone that works at Microsoft every time space is added before or after a paragraph even though I try to make it stop?

Thanks for the help!

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:50 am
by mrswdk
Have you tried zooming out?

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:50 am
by waauw
Have you tried changing your settings?

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:54 am
by 2dimes
Isn't google docs the new thing?

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:01 am
by waauw
2dimes wrote:Isn't google docs the new thing?


Only if you're in bed with the NSA.

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:09 am
by mrswdk
waauw wrote:
2dimes wrote:Isn't google docs the new thing?


Only if you're in bed with the NSA.


Yeah, as waauw points out Microsoft is the company of choice for those who want to hide from the NSA.

Microsoft has collaborated closely with US intelligence services to allow users' communications to be intercepted, including helping the National Security Agency to circumvent the company's own encryption, according to top-secret documents obtained by the Guardian.


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/ ... -user-data

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:12 am
by Dukasaur
I suspect Thorthoth has already researched this. You might want to consult with him.

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:28 am
by mrswdk
Yeah, but he still has 10 year gaps between paragraphs so I don't think he's had much luck.

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:50 am
by riskllama
mrswdk wrote:Yeah, but he still has 10 year gaps between paragraphs so I don't think he's had much luck.










zing.

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:21 am
by jonesthecurl
Design, paragraph spacing, kill all employees.(under "custom")

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:01 pm
by DoomYoshi
jonesthecurl wrote:Design, paragraph spacing, kill all employees.(under "custom")


Thank you!

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:51 pm
by waauw
When most people have a problem: "I know, let's look it up!"
When DY has a problem: "Let's ask CC. I'm sure that's the fastest method known to man."

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:59 pm
by saxitoxin
mrswdk wrote:
waauw wrote:
2dimes wrote:Isn't google docs the new thing?


Only if you're in bed with the NSA.


Yeah, as waauw points out Microsoft is the company of choice for those who want to hide from the NSA.

Microsoft has collaborated closely with US intelligence services to allow users' communications to be intercepted, including helping the National Security Agency to circumvent the company's own encryption, according to top-secret documents obtained by the Guardian.


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/ ... -user-data


Will you two just make out already?

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:55 pm
by Dukasaur
waauw wrote:When most people have a problem: "I know, let's look it up!"
When DY has a problem: "Let's ask CC. I'm sure that's the fastest method known to man."

It's certainly a more entertaining method.

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 4:11 pm
by mrswdk
Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:39 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
mrswdk wrote:Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.


You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

-TG

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:54 pm
by riskllama
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.


You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

-TG

sounds good. link?

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:56 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
riskllama wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.


You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

-TG

sounds good. link?


https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=140102#p3058779

btw, condolences to all Canadians on losing Mr. Lahey, that drunk f*ck.

-TG

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:40 am
by mrswdk
Looks like you mean, the thread where he got player to delete system32 then pussed out, deleted his post and tried to pretend he was only joking.

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:16 am
by Dukasaur
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
riskllama wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Wipe magnets on your hard drive then try again.


You laugh, but remember that time Dave got playernumbers to delete her system32? Classic.

-TG

sounds good. link?


https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=140102#p3058779

btw, condolences to all Canadians on losing Mr. Lahey, that drunk f*ck.

-TG


A guy whose only claim to fame was starring in a degenerate TV show too stupid for words? Not much of a loss.

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:54 am
by mrswdk
Just read through that thread properly. I'd forgotten how much of a bellend dave was. RIP sweet prince.

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:28 am
by riskllama
lol, pretty funny. thx for that, TG... ;)

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:13 pm
by Thorthoth
Help words, don't ban them.

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:09 pm
by mrswdk
Thorthoth wrote:Image

Re: Help with Word?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:50 pm
by Thorthoth
mrswdk wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:Image

He TeaGea, How about this one? Give the swdk one of your fair and impartial bans.
Besides your name begins with a 'T' too.