Conquer Club

Now that we've heard all the metaphors for bakers refusing to serve gay customers, I've picked the best entry from each contributor.

Let's vote!

Psssst....that's a simile, not a metaphor. Dork

Here's an example...

His understanding of literary tools is like a deaf man's understanding of a symphonic melody.

As compared to

His brain is crap.

I saw that said the blind man to the deaf guy.

KB is being racist against Chinese T.T

Bernie Sanders wrote:I saw that said the blind man to the deaf guy.

....as he picked up a hammer and saw.....

mrswdk wrote:KB is being racist against Chinese T.T

Make an omelet, break some eggs.'..

KoolBak wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:I saw that said the blind man to the deaf guy.

....as he picked up a hammer and saw.....

One bright day on a moonlit night
Two dead boys got into a fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
If you do no believe this lie
Ask the blind man, he saw it too
Through a knothole in the barbed-wire fence!