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Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:09 pm**

As people evacuate the Florida Keys ahead of Hurricane Irma's anticipated landfall on the Sunshine State, a handful of people and 54 cats will weather the storm at Ernest Hemingway's former home.

The cats of the Hemingway Home Museum will be free to come and go between the hurricane-proof buildings as Irma sweeps across the islands. Each of the buildings at the museum will have entrances for the cats. The bathrooms will have chairs and benches for the cats to escape to. They also have drains inside of them, keeping the cats from potentially drowning while they seek shelter.

http://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/ ... 180112.php

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:13 pm**

This was Hemingway's home from 1931 to 1939, although he retained title to the home until he died.[1] It is a private landmark and tourist attraction now populated by six- and seven-toed cats that are descendants of Hemingway's cats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Hemingway_House

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:15 pm**

This woman had a mean cat move into her house and now the cat won't leave and is tormenting her.

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:03 pm**

I don't understand the question. Where can I send the cheque to make sure Hemingway's cats are supported during this time?

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:31 pm**

DoomYoshi wrote:I don't understand the question. Where can I send the cheque to make sure Hemingway's cats are supported during this time?

Hemingway's cats don't need your handouts. Hemingway's cats will be sending you the cheque.

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:57 pm**

Purrfect.

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:59 pm**

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:11 pm**

Irmageddon? Moar like Purrmageddon!

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:12 pm**

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:15 pm**

I like in the first picture how they put his mom or whomever in the back. "The dog likes to sit there. Find your own seat."

More or less related. Chick on CJ 92 was talking about a group of people who checked in yesterday for a flight to Cuba. She was a bit vague about wether the flight actually went but she did add, "It's hard to feel sorry for them if they go right now."

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:44 am**

Has America granted pets the right to operate vehicles?

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:52 am**

saxitoxin wrote:This woman had a mean cat move into her house and now the cat won't leave and is tormenting her.

Time for that stupid broad to buy a pit bull. Problem solved. Now she needs a good lawyer to divorce that guy who puts that cat before his wife.

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:50 pm**

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:00 pm**

So, is there an update? Did they come through the storm okay? I googled it but found nothing. Most recent article was more than two days old.

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:11 pm**

Dukasaur wrote:So, is there an update? Did they come through the storm okay? I googled it but found nothing. Most recent article was more than two days old.

Too soon to tell.

It turns out the animals at the Miami Zoo have also REFUSED TO EVACUATE. Here are some flamingos who are riding out the storm in the men's bathroom -

"That's probably the No. 1 question I get asked: 'Oh my God, when are you going to evacuate animals?' We are never going to evacuate animals," Magill says.

http://www.npr.org/2017/09/07/548981618 ... hurricanes

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:09 pm**

Saxi, you can't support Trump and quote NPR. What will people think?

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:39 pm**

notyou2 wrote:Saxi, you can't support Trump and quote NPR. What will people think?

I'm actually cool with NPR. They have been very reasonable to President Trump and haven't been running Fake News like CNN. (That said, I prefer the BBC World Service because I don't like the speaking style of NPR reporters which has this gee-whiz! Middle American, moronic twang.)

Of course, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting should still be eliminated, but that's whatever.

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:39 pm**

saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Saxi, you can't support Trump and quote NPR. What will people think?

I'm actually cool with NPR. They have been very reasonable to President Trump and haven't been running Fake News like CNN. (That said, I prefer the BBC World Service because I don't like the speaking style of NPR reporters which has this gee-whiz! Middle American, moronic twang.)

Of course, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting should still be eliminated, but that's whatever.

Funny, I see you glued to RT

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:52 pm**

Update: the house and the cats survived.

https://mobile.twitter.com/chantelaceve ... 4977119238

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 7:20 pm**

saxitoxin wrote:Update: the house and the cats survived.

https://mobile.twitter.com/chantelaceve ... 4977119238

Cool, thanks.

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:12 pm**

This is probably a good time to remind you that there are 7 billion songbirds in North America and every year housecats kill 3.7 billion of them. I for one can now rest assured knowing that Hemingway's paw patrol has survived to ensure none of those pesky migratory songbirds can invade Canada ever again.
#NATO@WORK

Posted: **Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:58 pm**

As long as there's no gannets. I don't like those.

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:08 am**

They wet their nests.. disgusting.

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:17 am**

Bentelbow wrote:They wet their nests.. disgusting.

Bingo!

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:40 am**

Dukasaur wrote:
Bentelbow wrote:They wet their nests.. disgusting.

Bingo!

All birds lack cloacal control. I believe the scientific term is 'roprotemesque'.

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