Conquer Club

I always wanted to be black and when I showed up to the Apollo in blackface with my Bill Withers cover band I got lynched. Since sex change surgery is one law away from being mandatory, I figure why not stop there and put in race-change surgeries as well. Then I can use the segregated bathrooms again.

Michael Jackson

I'm wondering if MJ somehow got Paris race-changed in utero to match her dad?

DoomYoshi wrote:when I showed up to the Apollo in blackface with my Bill Withers cover band I got lynched.

Wait, so now black people are being lynched by mobs of black people? I think this needs a new thread.

DoomYoshi wrote:I always wanted to be black and when I showed up to the Apollo in blackface with my Bill Withers cover band I got lynched. Since sex change surgery is one law away from being mandatory, I figure why not stop there and put in race-change surgeries as well. Then I can use the segregated bathrooms again.

Surgery not required. There are drugs that do the job just fine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Like_Me

Lets turn all the "race" posters inside out and see what colour they really are.

DoomYoshi wrote:I always wanted to be black ...

I'm afraid that some operations are more difficult than others ...

Ironically, the other week I got this catalog that included a page that included two varieties of penis pumps.

True fact: M. Jackson went through several operations to make him look more "white."

I know a comedian who does a whole skit about how we wants to be black ... well only half black ... the half below his waist.

What if I want surgery to become a sandwich? Or a hotdog?

DirtyDishSoap wrote:What if I want surgery to become a sandwich? Or a hotdog?

Post-mortem that's pretty easy to do. Which makes me wonder if post-mortem sex changes are a thing now too. Can you leave them in your will?

Speaking for myself here but I probably wouldn't want to eat a DDS hot dog.

> Are race-change surgeries a thing?

mrswdk wishes

> Speaking for myself here but I probably wouldn't want to eat a DDS hot dog.

Cause you've filled up on AoG hot dogs? I mean AoGs hot dog.

DoomYoshi wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:What if I want surgery to become a sandwich? Or a hotdog?

Post-mortem that's pretty easy to do. Which makes me wonder if post-mortem sex changes are a thing now too. Can you leave them in your will?

Yeah I'll get on that.

I've concluded that I want surgery to change my race, post mortem, into a pepperoni pizza. Extra large so everyone can share me after I pass away.
But don't discriminate against me and pizza's, or I'll have my mini pizza bites sue your ass into the ground.

There's some liberal woman who recently wrote that she was "once a privileged white girl" and now, because she is Muslim, she's not a "privileged white girl" anymore. I suppose that's not race and not a surgery... so maybe I should start a new thread.

thegreekdog wrote:There's some liberal woman who recently wrote that she was "once a privileged white girl" and now, because she is Muslim, she's not a "privileged white girl" anymore. I suppose that's not race and not a surgery... so maybe I should start a new thread.

Nothing cuts quite as deep as betrayal, so I think this counts as a surgery.

DoomYoshi wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:There's some liberal woman who recently wrote that she was "once a privileged white girl" and now, because she is Muslim, she's not a "privileged white girl" anymore. I suppose that's not race and not a surgery... so maybe I should start a new thread.

Nothing cuts quite as deep as betrayal, so I think this counts as a surgery.

Is wearing a scarf on your head a thing?

DoomYoshi wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:There's some liberal woman who recently wrote that she was "once a privileged white girl" and now, because she is Muslim, she's not a "privileged white girl" anymore. I suppose that's not race and not a surgery... so maybe I should start a new thread.

Nothing cuts quite as deep as betrayal, so I think this counts as a surgery.

I just think it's funny that a privileged white girl can put a scarf (hijab?) on her head and become an oppressed minority. Which goes to my ultimate point about everything - it's not about race, culture, or religion - it's about money. Take Warren Buffet... mister "rich people make too much money" guy... is he doing a lot for poor people? (Hint - The answer is no).