Conquer Club

Let's play some OT 1v1s or multi-players to see who is the real queen of OT.

First up I want to whup Bernie's ass 1v1.

Bernie let me know if you have enough testosterone to accept.

I also want to play waauw.

Others can post their own challenges in here too.

Benefits of this thread: chance for all of us to engage in healthy competition with each other and preen

mrswdk wrote:Let's play some OT 1v1s or multi-players to see who is the real queen of OT.

First up I want to whup Bernie's ass 1v1.

Bernie let me know if you have enough testosterone to accept.

I also want to play waauw.

Others can post their own challenges in here too.

Benefits of this thread: chance for all of us to engage in healthy competition with each other and preen

I pick the map.

...is your avatar a scratch and sniff type?

Okay but no maps with crazy gameplay features.

If you win I can send you something sniff-able in the mail if you like.

mrswdk wrote:Okay but no maps with crazy gameplay features.

If you win I can send you something sniff-able in the mail if you like.

Deal! I'll set up a game later today. Got to finish some business in Chicago and Evanston. Might have lunch at the beach to gawk at all the bikinis.

You guys know that eventually, you'll be at 50/50 on these games BUT, with our fickle games gods, I bet one of you will be way ahead in the first series of several games..... should make a poll for voting on winner.... lol.

So I spose neither of you like the All Your Bases map?

KoolBak wrote:You guys know that eventually, you'll be at 50/50 on these games BUT, with our fickle games gods, I bet one of you will be way ahead in the first series of several games..... should make a poll for voting on winner.... lol.

So I spose neither of you like the All Your Bases map?

You are not aloud to comment, since you foed me in games.

mrswdk wrote:Okay but no maps with crazy gameplay features.

If you win I can send you something sniff-able in the mail if you like.

That's a logical contradiction. All games containing mr. swdk have at least one 'crazy gameplay feature'.

Bernie Sanders wrote:

KoolBak wrote:You guys know that eventually, you'll be at 50/50 on these games BUT, with our fickle games gods, I bet one of you will be way ahead in the first series of several games..... should make a poll for voting on winner.... lol.

So I spose neither of you like the All Your Bases map?

You are not aloud to comment, since you foed me in games.

Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.

KoolBak wrote:

Bernie Sanders wrote:

KoolBak wrote:You guys know that eventually, you'll be at 50/50 on these games BUT, with our fickle games gods, I bet one of you will be way ahead in the first series of several games..... should make a poll for voting on winner.... lol.

So I spose neither of you like the All Your Bases map?

You are not aloud to comment, since you foed me in games.

aloud to comment... wow.

warmonger1981 wrote:Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.

First you need to actually practice on a real vagina, before stating that as a fact.

Practice on BoganBoy's girlfriend.

Ok, back on topic.

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I'll set up a couple of more after you join this mrs.

Looks like the queen is going down......on me. Swallow every drop!

If you want it, you got it. Brooklyn style.
Invitation on the NYC map sent.

warmonger1981 wrote:Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.

Dude, you blow dicks for a living.

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Set up another classic for you mrs.

Hope your knees did not get too dirty.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.

Dude, you blow dicks for a living.

Don't get mad I haven't blown you yet. Cuz you have a pussy. I'd skull f*ck you back to Afghanistan.

warmonger1981 wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.

Dude, you blow dicks for a living.

Don't get mad I haven't blown you yet. Cuz you have a pussy. I'd skull f*ck you back to Afghanistan.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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Another invite for you mrs. Love it when you just lay down and just enjoy it.

link your games, fake Bern - it's common courtesy.

riskllama wrote:link your games, fake Bern - it's common courtesy.

With that tone, go cry to mrs.

you buyin'???

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:Why haven't I played any games with you fuckers?? I'd smash on you like you were a vagina.

Dude, you blow dicks for a living.

Don't get mad I haven't blown you yet. Cuz you have a pussy. I'd skull f*ck you back to Afghanistan.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Only good time you had was when I was balls deep.

Bernie beaten by Mrs in a best of 3.

Queen bee in the house y'aall.