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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:05 amPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:47 amPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:51 amPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:00 amPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:19 amheavycola wrote:sometimes I do sit and stare at my bicycle with feelings of purest love, but i only want to stroke it and kiss it. Having sex with a bike is just weird, and like skittles says, how? HOW?
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:06 amPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:47 amPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:58 amCar sex man enjoys sex with cars
Friday, March 9, 2007
In stunning news that will have wide ranging implications for many years to come, a man has been found who likes having sex with cars.
The details of mechanic Chris Donald's alleged romantic vehicular liaisons have been unearthed by (naturally) The Sun - who claim that in addition to a large number of cars, Mr Donald has also done the dirty with two boats and a jetski.
Mr Donald apparently says that his sexual fetish may have been triggered by formative childhood experiences watching Knight Rider.
'When I was a young boy I used to see human qualities in cars,' he says. 'As I grew up I noticed I was having feelings towards cars and they began catching my eye in a certain way.'
He has also reportedly met up with at least twenty other people with similar fetishes, who have brought their cars over to him so that he can have sex with them.
His current paramour is a Jaguar X-Type with cream leather upholstery. He also gives many of his loves names, including Laura, a Peugeot 205, and a BMW 520i called Alexandria.
Mr Donald, according to The Sun, also maintains a website on which he writes erotic fiction about car-diddling, and has posted a manual entitled 'How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle.'
Advice from the manual includes 'The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other tool to make life easier on your tool' and 'Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Needless to say solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought.'
The person who wrote the manual 'How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle' also has a large number of blogs on which he hasn't written very much at all, and variously gives his real name as Richard or David, so make of that what you will. There are, however, a number of pictures of a truck called Marcus, who has a lovely pair of customised exhaust pipes.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:15 am
A farmer has replaced his wife's name on the family grave with a picture of his favourite cow.
Zivomir Nesic, 58, from Markovac, demanded his pre-ordered gravestone be changed after a row with his wife.
He said: 'I always said my wife was a cow so, if I'm going to have a cow on my grave, I would rather it was one I actually liked.'
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Nasty car love story wrote:I held my position for a second.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:38 pmAlgyTaylor wrote:heavycola wrote:sometimes I do sit and stare at my bicycle with feelings of purest love, but i only want to stroke it and kiss it. Having sex with a bike is just weird, and like skittles says, how? HOW?
Use your imagination. I can think of a couple of ways that you *could* do it.
Why you'd want to is another matter entirely.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:44 pmheavycola wrote:AlgyTaylor wrote:heavycola wrote:sometimes I do sit and stare at my bicycle with feelings of purest love, but i only want to stroke it and kiss it. Having sex with a bike is just weird, and like skittles says, how? HOW?
Use your imagination. I can think of a couple of ways that you *could* do it.
Why you'd want to is another matter entirely.
could you pm me with those? k tks
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:21 pmhecter wrote:heavycola wrote:AlgyTaylor wrote:heavycola wrote:sometimes I do sit and stare at my bicycle with feelings of purest love, but i only want to stroke it and kiss it. Having sex with a bike is just weird, and like skittles says, how? HOW?
Use your imagination. I can think of a couple of ways that you *could* do it.
Why you'd want to is another matter entirely.
could you pm me with those? k tks
Just click my pic.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:25 pmPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:19 ama Scottish man has been charged with having simulated sex with a bicycle.
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:22 ambtownmeggy wrote:a Scottish man has been charged with having simulated sex with a bicycle.
Why is this a crime???
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:28 amhecter wrote:btownmeggy wrote:a Scottish man has been charged with having simulated sex with a bicycle.
Why is this a crime???
I think its the fact that he continued to do it as the cleaning staff looked on…
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:34 ambtownmeggy wrote:hecter wrote:btownmeggy wrote:a Scottish man has been charged with having simulated sex with a bicycle.
Why is this a crime???
I think its the fact that he continued to do it as the cleaning staff looked on…
Sounds like the maids are the ones without any common decency!