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Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Posted:
Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:46 pm
by PepeTheFrog
Hey guys,
I'm 12 years old and my family is very religious. Could all of the homosexuals of this forum please announce yourselves in this thread so I can block you? Thanks!
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:50 pm
by riskllama
sorry, pep - I don't think there are any, hope this helps.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:03 pm
by waauw
Come on gays, come collect your yellow badges.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:09 pm
by Thorthoth
llama, you should PM Symmetry and let him know that he's been ordered to report for identification.
You can euphemistically refer to it as ''Pride ID''.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:18 pm
by Symmetry
You know, I kind of thought that Bernie was a bit of an out-of-date gimmick poster, but at least Bernie Sanders is still alive.
(Waauw- the badges were pink for homosexuals)
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:19 pm
by riskllama
i thought they got a purple triangle, no?
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:32 pm
by Symmetry
riskllama wrote:i thought they got a purple triangle, no?
Purple was for the people they wanted to be identified as Jehovah's Witnesses. Like modern day Russia, Nazi Germany really hated them.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Posted:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:43 pm
by Thorthoth
Jev-Wits = Doorbell Suckers.

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Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:54 pm
by 2dimes
Gosh Pepe, what is a homosexual?
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:13 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
This is the worst novelty account, Dave.
-TG
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Posted:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:24 am
by Bernie Sanders
PepeTheFrog wrote:Hey guys,
I'm 12 years old and my family is very religious. Could all of the homosexuals of this forum please announce yourselves in this thread so I can block you? Thanks!

Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Posted:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:13 pm
by BoganGod
We are all Homer Sexuals. Jeux Sweeeeeeee Homeeeeeeeyyyyyy
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Sat Jun 24, 2017 1:40 pm
by xtratabasco
PepeTheFrog wrote:Hey guys,
I'm 12 years old and my family is very religious. Could all of the homosexuals of this forum please announce yourselves in this thread so I can block you? Thanks!
just go into the nearest womans bathroom and look for little kids...
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:00 am
by BoganGod
Pepe just be careful, it is against the rules to dox members, including doxing yourself. Don't share more about yourself please. Not all homosexuals are paedophiles, some hetro sexuals are paedophiles. Be careful about regular forum posters, Fake Bern has form for finding himself making suggestive comments to younger men. I'm interested in people closer to my age(middle aged). Take care, and make sure your parents know what you are doing.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Sun Jun 25, 2017 1:37 pm
by Army of GOD
I'm gay
Gay for women
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Sun Jun 25, 2017 5:25 pm
by Bernie Sanders
Army of GOD wrote:I'm gay
Gay for women
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:06 pm
by waauw
Bernie Sanders wrote:Army of GOD wrote:I'm gay
Gay for women
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
So you have the innate desire to be on the receiving end?
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Posted:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:07 am
by betiko
waauw wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:Army of GOD wrote:I'm gay
Gay for women
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
So you have the innate desire to be on the receiving end?
more like he can eat pussy but he can't penetrate. Possibly due to erectile disorders.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:23 am
by mookiemcgee
Bernie Sanders wrote:Army of GOD wrote:I'm gay
Gay for women
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
No, Eddie Izzard is a lesbian trapped in a mans body. You are just confused.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:33 am
by mandalorian2298
I am a reincarnation of Jesus. I'm not currently gay but I had a harem of 12 husbands in my previous life. Please don't block me.

Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:17 am
by waauw
mandalorian2298 wrote:I am a reincarnation of Jesus. I'm not currently gay but I had a harem of 12 husbands in my previous life. Please don't block me.

sounds legit.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:59 am
by DirtyDishSoap
I have a nasty habit of being regularly fisted by life or some unknown 3rd party, possibly God.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

Posted:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:03 am
by Bernie Sanders
waauw wrote:Bernie Sanders wrote:Army of GOD wrote:I'm gay
Gay for women
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
So you have the innate desire to be on the receiving end?
Yes, I want my pussy eaten and tits played with.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Wed Jul 05, 2017 1:44 pm
by BoganGod
DirtyDishSoap wrote:I have a nasty habit of being regularly fisted by life or some unknown 3rd party, possibly God.
God, BoganGod mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaa. You love the salt & citric acid sprinkle I mix into the chilli oil. Who is a naughty boy? Who is a naughty boy? DDS is a naughty, naughty, naughty boy.
Re: Homosexuals of Conquer Club, Please Identify Yourselves

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Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:03 pm
by Thorthoth
BoganGod wrote:DirtyDishSoap wrote:I have a nasty habit of being regularly fisted by life or some unknown 3rd party, possibly God.
God, BoganGod mmmmwwwwwwwwaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaa. You love the salt & citric acid sprinkle I mix into the chilli oil. Who is a naughty boy? Who is a naughty boy? DDS is a naughty, naughty, naughty boy.
Probably just Sym doing God drag, and stopping by for some tea and sodomy on the way to one of his vogueing balls.