Conquer Club

Despacito now has almost hit 2BB YouTube views

SUCK IT, NIETZSCHE

if 2 billion people want to watch that.. yeah let the world burn..

nietzsche wrote:if 2 billion people want to watch that.. yeah let the world burn..

jealous

jealous? they can't even speak spanish..

That was pretty good, I turned off the sound and put on some VanHalen.

2dimes wrote:That was pretty good, I turned off the sound and put on some VanHalen.

SUCK IT, DIMES

nietzsche wrote:jealous? they can't even speak spanish..

just jealous bc puerto rican spanish is cooler and hipper --- and more efficient, words are shorter

no, i'm sorry if a puerto rican is reading this but their spanish is horrendous.

You sound like Sophia Verga.

So Canada is the best since Bieber is the only artist with 4 songs in the Billion+ club (although Katy Perry has 2 songs in the 900M, which would bring her to 4 if they crossed the threshold).

Here is a handy list of countries, in order of betterness:
1)Los Angeles, thanks to Taylor Swift
2)Canada
3)South Korea
4)Puerto Rico
5)the rest of the United States

Plus Bieber looks better without make up.

Does a YouTube hit count if you don't play the whole thing?

I don't know if it counts for monetization but it bumps up the counter.

Nietzsche hurt my feelings, so I'll agree Puerto Rico is better than Mexico. Plus, those are some hotties in the vidya.

neetch is probably envious because his girl looks like:



-TG

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nietzsche wrote:jealous? they can't even speak spanish..

I aint got no spanish, you gotta problem with that?

I'm surprised there is not a single hetero man here to stand up and defend KP's tits.

2dimes wrote:I'm surprised there is not a single hetero man here to stand up and defend KP's tits.

I didn't even understand your post until now.

still don't.

Google Katy Perry no make up. It's so bad Google will suggest comparing her to a man and take you to pictures of her and the guy side by side.

thx, 2dimes?

So, yeah without make up Beiber looks better but she definately has a nicer rack.

So I just noticed that the Beebz is in the OP song as well. That puts him at 5!

Daddy Maduro has unveiled a great new cover of Desposito that encourages Venezuelan citizens to vote in this weekend's plebiscite on a new constitution! Bravo, Maduro!