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Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 5:03 pm
by mrswdk
Who drove over London Bridge?

inb4 Symmetry 'I know people in London'

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:05 pm
by DoomYoshi
I thought London Bridge was in Lake Havasu. I think Arizona should sue the city of London. It's a good thing that the bridge is closed, Londoners gave up the right to cross the Thames years ago.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:11 pm
by tzor
I much preferred the bridge when it had buildings on it.
Image
Oh, and the heads of traitors at the ends of pikes.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:13 pm
by mrswdk
One of you came to this thread and didn't vote you POS.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:19 pm
by betiko
It's pretty sad to see that each new terrorist attack is the next fun thing to mock... the day one of these things happen to you, remember that other trolls will think it's pretty funny you got stabbed/ran over just because you happened to be crossing a street that day.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:33 pm
by jonesthecurl
betiko wrote:It's pretty sad to see that each new terrorist attack is the next fun thing to mock... the day one of these things happen to you, remember that other trolls will think it's pretty funny you got stabbed/ran over just because you happened to be crossing a street that day.


mm-hmm. I'm just checking in with friends who work/pass through that area.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:35 pm
by mrswdk
Work? It's 12:30am here dude.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:41 pm
by betiko
Some people don't work during "normal" office hours you know.. or people just go get drunk after work in their office area after work, as all londoners do.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:46 pm
by mrswdk
If you're not going to vote then I'm going to have to designate you an official Saxitoxin Rude Dude.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:50 pm
by betiko
mrswdk wrote:If you're not going to vote then I'm going to have to designate you an official Saxitoxin Rude Dude.


I voted wikileaks a long time ago, but i m not very good in forecasts

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:45 pm
by saxitoxin
Europeans getting shot, stabbed, run over, blown up ... but at least they're safe from climate change.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 10:20 pm
by Symmetry
mrswdk wrote:Who drove over London Bridge?

inb4 Symmetry 'I know people in London'


Is it somehow news that I live in the UK? I know people all around the UK- friends and family. Being worried about them after something like this isn't something that goes away. I don't particularly like you, but I also wouldn't wish that fear on anyone, and genuinely hope that you don't have to experience it.

Nobody should.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 10:29 pm
by saxitoxin
It's been hours now and the CIA still hasn't released the names and home addresses of the suspects. I have half a mind to write my congressman.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2017 10:39 pm
by Symmetry
saxitoxin wrote:It's been hours now and the CIA still hasn't released the names and home addresses of the suspects. I have half a mind to write my congressman.


Wait for the White House to leak it, then announce an investigation into how the CIA must have done it, followed by some kind of attack on the media.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 3:09 am
by mrswdk
Trump wrote:Whatever the United States can do to help out in London and the UK, we will be there - WE ARE WITH YOU. GOD BLESS!

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:11 am
by ConfederateSS
mrswdk wrote:
Trump wrote:Whatever the United States can do to help out in London and the UK, we will be there - WE ARE WITH YOU. GOD BLESS!

-----Translation-----
-----London bridge is falling down
-----Falling down, falling down
-----London bridge is falling down
-----My fair lady/...My God is better than the queen and a fake desert god...LOSERS :!: ... :D O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 8:02 am
by waauw
saxitoxin wrote:Europeans getting shot, stabbed, run over, blown up ... but at least they're safe from climate change.


Why do you think the number of refugees from africa are going up? Climate change has destroyed their crops and is forcing them away from their homes. Yet a certain Oompah-Loompah in the White House still thinks climate change is a chinese hoax.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 8:53 am
by tzor
By the way, good thing you can't hear me, because I'm singing from the Pirates of Penzance now ...

LONDON CITIZENS Had to THROW CHAIRS at Terrorists Because UNARMED POLICE RAN AWAY

SERGEANT: When the foeman bares his steel,

POLICE: Tarantara! tarantara!

SERGEANT: We uncomfortable feel,

POLICE: Tarantara!

SERGEANT: And we find the wisest thing,

POLICE: Tarantara! tarantara!

SERGEANT: Is to slap our chests and sing,

POLICE: Tarantara!

SERGEANT: For when threatened with émeutes,

POLICE: Tarantara! tarantara!

SERGEANT: And your heart is in your boots,

POLICE: Tarantara!

SERGEANT: There is nothing brings it round
Like the trumpet's martial sound,
Like the trumpet's martial sound

POLICE: Tarantara! tarantara!, etc.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:28 pm
by Scarlet Lady
The terrorists responsible for the recent spate of attacks in England are a group of evil-minded sickos. Sadly, so are most of the morons that have posted on this thread. If the cc moderators have any sense of moral duty they will delete this offensive drivel.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 8:01 pm
by saxitoxin
waauw wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Europeans getting shot, stabbed, run over, blown up ... but at least they're safe from climate change.


Why do you think the number of refugees from africa are going up? Climate change has destroyed their crops and is forcing them away from their homes.


I suspect the bombs falling on them from NATO aircraft may also have something to do with it.

Besides, I thought refugees didn't do terrorism?

Scarlet Lady wrote:The terrorists responsible for the recent spate of attacks in England are a group of evil-minded sickos. Sadly, so are most of the morons that have posted on this thread. If the cc moderators have any sense of moral duty they will delete this offensive drivel.


then the terrorists would win

they hate our freedom

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:35 am
by waauw
saxitoxin wrote:
waauw wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Europeans getting shot, stabbed, run over, blown up ... but at least they're safe from climate change.


Why do you think the number of refugees from africa are going up? Climate change has destroyed their crops and is forcing them away from their homes.


I suspect the bombs falling on them from NATO aircraft may also have something to do with it.

Besides, I thought refugees didn't do terrorism?


Nigeria is a major supplier of refugees as is South-Sudan. NATO isn't bombing there.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:56 am
by mrswdk
waauw wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
waauw wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Europeans getting shot, stabbed, run over, blown up ... but at least they're safe from climate change.


Why do you think the number of refugees from africa are going up? Climate change has destroyed their crops and is forcing them away from their homes.


I suspect the bombs falling on them from NATO aircraft may also have something to do with it.

Besides, I thought refugees didn't do terrorism?


Nigeria is a major supplier of refugees as is South-Sudan. NATO isn't bombing there.


1 - About 40-50% of all refugees arriving in Europe are from Syria.

2 - Any refugees who have fled Nigeria have fled because of the Boko Haram insurgency, and the reason they are having to do that is because NATO weapons from Libya have been falling into Boko Haram's hands

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:26 am
by ConfederateSS
saxitoxin wrote:Europeans getting shot, stabbed, run over, blown up ... but at least they're safe from climate change.

-----Who the hell cares?!...The good people of The Great City of Detroit/Mi./USA...Have been getting robbed, shot, stabbed, run over, burned up or out of their homes(blown up) for over the past 50 years...SO BOO HOO ...EUROPE...BOO HOO. :roll: ...Cry me a river. :lol: O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:) ...God Bless America... :lol: Good old Detroit...Former murder capital of the world...You lose the title when there are to few people left to kill...We ran ourselves out of the market...You never hear about Detroit, thanks a lot left wing fake media... :( ...DETROIT WAS THE ARSENAL OF DEMOCRACY IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR... =D>

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 3:38 am
by waauw
mrswdk wrote:
waauw wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
waauw wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Europeans getting shot, stabbed, run over, blown up ... but at least they're safe from climate change.


Why do you think the number of refugees from africa are going up? Climate change has destroyed their crops and is forcing them away from their homes.


I suspect the bombs falling on them from NATO aircraft may also have something to do with it.

Besides, I thought refugees didn't do terrorism?


Nigeria is a major supplier of refugees as is South-Sudan. NATO isn't bombing there.


1 - About 40-50% of all refugees arriving in Europe are from Syria.

2 - Any refugees who have fled Nigeria have fled because of the Boko Haram insurgency, and the reason they are having to do that is because NATO weapons from Libya have been falling into Boko Haram's hands


1 I said major supplier of refugees, not the main supplier. Nigeria currently stands 5th on the list with a 50% increase in 2016, as opposed to your wikipedia 2015 numbers.
https://www.refugeecouncil.org.uk/assets/0004/0083/Asylum_in_Europe_March_2017.pdf

2 Current estimates of climate refugees to europe are in the tens of thousands. Globally there millions already, mostly displaced within their own countries or fleeing to neighbouring tates. The UN predicts a global rise in these numbers and that the number of climate refugees to europe(including UK) could go up into the millions. There is an entire belt of nations in subsaharan Africa, ranging from Mali all the way to Somalia, where farmers are experiencing droughts and irregular weather patterns. African farmers especially are vulnerable to tclimate change as they are more likely to be uneducated and uninformed, disabling them to adapt their crops to changing situations.

Re: Who dropped the accelerator?

PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:26 am
by mrswdk
waauw wrote:1 I said major supplier of refugees, not the main supplier. Nigeria currently stands 5th on the list with a 50% increase in 2016, as opposed to your wikipedia 2015 numbers.
https://www.refugeecouncil.org.uk/assets/0004/0083/Asylum_in_Europe_March_2017.pdf


Your figures for 2016 show 645,000 asylum seekers coming from Syria, Afghanistan and Iraq, compared to 46,000 from Nigeria. Nigeria is not a major supplier.

And 'sides, I already pointed out that Nigerian refugees are not farmers fleeing the sun but rather are people fleeing Boko Haram.

So, looking at your top five sources of refugees arriving in Europe:

Syria (NATO bombing)
Afghanistan (NATO invasion)
Iraq (NATO invasion)
Pakistan (NATO drone strikes)
Nigeria (NATO weapons from Libya)