Plain and simple, Melania Trump knows the Trump name is going down in flames. Wonder how much she is going to get in the upcoming divorce?
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 4:48 pm
by betiko
Loool, she ll stay to be the first lady, then byebye,. Obviously no woman has ever accepted to stay more than 10 years with that pig. (Yes, haven t checked, go ahead, google it and tell me a number between 10 and 15 for one of his wifes)
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 5:18 pm
by riskllama
i think ivana stuck around for a while...
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 5:23 pm
by saxitoxin
betiko wrote:Loool, she ll stay to be the first lady, then byebye
Being First Lady of France is so undesirable they don't even stick around for the full term, eh?
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 5:25 pm
by 2dimes
Pfft, the Oval Office is pussy central.
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 8:03 am
by Bernie Sanders
2dimes wrote:Pfft, the Oval Office is pussy central.
Trump ain't interested in pussy anymore....fuk he don't even have sex with Melania anymore. Trump has more interests in his tweeting than women. He's out of shape, his mind is in decline and soon he will be spoon fed oatmeal with a bib on.
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 8:08 am
by BoganGod
Bernie Sanders wrote:
2dimes wrote:Pfft, the Oval Office is pussy central.
Trump ain't interested in pussy anymore....fuk he don't even have sex with Melania anymore. Trump has more interests in his tweeting than women. He's out of shape, his mind is in decline and soon he will be spoon fed oatmeal with a bib on.
If only Trump was Kennedy we hear democraps bleat. Like the world needs another rampant sex addict with a cocaine addiction in the white house again. Trump rocks, and will go down in history as one the better presidents of the 20/21st century. Hail our LEADER
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 9:18 am
by betiko
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:Loool, she ll stay to be the first lady, then byebye
Being First Lady of France is so undesirable they don't even stick around for the full term, eh?
She was just his girlfriend not his wife duh! François just moved on and started his relationship with a younger actress, more fun than a divorced journalist. Meanwhile, the mother of his 4 kids was minister of ecology. Hollande never got married!
Sarkozy did get dumped just after being elected by his wife, so he married a famous supermodel.
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 11:42 am
by riskllama
she sort of looks like a man...
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 12:11 pm
by Bernie Sanders
riskllama wrote:she sort of looks like a man...
It's the person on the left on the picture, duh.
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 1:59 pm
by betiko
Is the trump look something she practiced, or is it something she was born with? Did donald choose her because of the trump look?
It's like if derek zoolander meets the girl with the ice cold look 2003. Would he chose her for it, or would he feel terrible to see someone using the same look as her?
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 10:29 am
by mrswdk
betiko wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:Loool, she ll stay to be the first lady, then byebye
Being First Lady of France is so undesirable they don't even stick around for the full term, eh?
She was just his girlfriend not his wife duh! François just moved on and started his relationship with a younger actress, more fun than a divorced journalist. Meanwhile, the mother of his 4 kids was minister of ecology. Hollande never got married!
Sarkozy did get dumped just after being elected by his wife, so he married a famous supermodel.
So: - one got chucked by his wife the second the TV cameras turned up and started generating evidence of their relationship - one could never persuade any woman to commit to him in the first place
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:14 pm
by karel
Bernie Sanders wrote:
Plain and simple, Melania Trump knows the Trump name is going down in flames. Wonder how much she is going to get in the upcoming divorce?
yep fake news by you snow flakes,you all can never tell the truth,as berrnie was a fake to begin with and now obama and killary goons going down,cant wait till Bernie wife,killary,obama all share a cell together....priceless.....all they did is rob the american people
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 1:58 am
by riskllama
lol, if the US didn't throw Bush & Cheney in prison for starting a phoney war, what makes you think any of them will go to jail? stupid.
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:17 am
by mrswdk
Yeah, if they wanted him gone that bad they'd do what they usually do which is stage an assassination.
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:53 pm
by mookiemcgee
Who needs women, when you can f*ck the entire world in the ass without lube.
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:04 pm
by karel
guess you lame brains forgot about Benghazi like most weak snow flakes,all you lame ass snow flakes are the same,only care about yourselves and race baiting,that idiot obama set race relations back 50 yrs,at least trump is trying to do something,more then what i can say about dick bag obama
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:16 pm
by riskllama
a closed mouth gathers no foot, karel...
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:37 am
by Thorthoth
You would do well to keep your own diseased front orifice shut too, Vego-llamsagna.
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:53 am
by riskllama
vegetable lasagne wrote:You would do well to keep your own diseased front orifice shut too, Vego-llamsagna.
...i'll be good.
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:42 am
by Thorthoth
No, you 'll never be 'good' (egg or otherwise) but if we keep you on a short leash and don't spare the rod, we can get you to behave.
Re: Trump ain't getting laid.
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:58 pm
by TA1LGUNN3R
God, vegetable lasagna is such a boring meal. Get some sausage in there.