Conquer Club

Starting with the UK:


It makes the Spice Girls seem like Mozart.

These have all got to be British number ones. As a nation, we have a weird sense of humour,

Well, there's no humour in this one. Just whiny, saccharine lyrics, a crushingly dull ska rhythm section, and a mediocre melody. One of the worst songs ever to hit the top.



Sure enough, however, it is British.

Dukasaur wrote:Well, there's no humour in this one. Just whiny, saccharine lyrics, a crushingly dull ska rhythm section, and a mediocre melody. One of the worst songs ever to hit the top.



Sure enough, however, it is British.

I kind of like Sting (no true music lover has no guilty pleasures), but that was weird, the first line of your post said to me it was gonna be him.



But anyway: