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With the stated purpose of regulating “men’s health and safety,” the bill would create a “civil penalty for unregulated masturbatory emissions” that occur “outside of a woman’s vagina [or] medical facility.”

Masturbation would be “considered an act against an unborn child” that “fail[s] to preserve the sanctity of life.” Semen would be stored in medical facilities and saved “for the purposes of conception for a current or future wife.”

Another provision in the bill would create an informational packet called “A Man’s Right to Know,” similar to a current proposal requiring doctors provide women seeking abortions with a pamphlet called “A Woman’s Right To Know.” The male version of the booklet would include information “related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, Viagra prescription, or a colonoscopy” and must “include artistic illustrations of each procedure.”

riskllama wrote:this is a joke, right?

Dukasaur wrote:Texas is set to acknowledge that posting on Conquer Club's fora is a healthier way to waste your time than choking the chicken, flogging the Fendusaurus, spanking the monkey, etc.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-bill-mocking-abortion-laws-by-fining-masturbation-state-affairs-committee/

With the stated purpose of regulating “men’s health and safety,” the bill would create a “civil penalty for unregulated masturbatory emissions” that occur “outside of a woman’s vagina [or] medical facility.”

Masturbation would be “considered an act against an unborn child” that “fail[s] to preserve the sanctity of life.” Semen would be stored in medical facilities and saved “for the purposes of conception for a current or future wife.”

Another provision in the bill would create an informational packet called “A Man’s Right to Know,” similar to a current proposal requiring doctors provide women seeking abortions with a pamphlet called “A Woman’s Right To Know.” The male version of the booklet would include information “related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, Viagra prescription, or a colonoscopy” and must “include artistic illustrations of each procedure.”

2dimes wrote:Once the fetus is removed from the womb, the chances of it continuing to become a seperate living person from the mother go down quite a bit.

Bernie Sanders wrote:They should make oral and anal sex illegal, amirite?

2dimes wrote:I have to wonder how strictly they are enforcing that one. Oddly enough I'm in the clear on that. Same as littering, though I've been close.

owenshooter wrote:

The State of Texas wrote:or oral copulation.

and not so sure i'd be proud of that fact... *cough*...-Jésus noir

owenshooter wrote:

2dimes wrote:I have to wonder how strictly they are enforcing that one. Oddly enough I'm in the clear on that. Same as littering, though I've been close.

you should wash your wiener more often...

The State of Texas wrote:sod·om·y
ˈsädəmē/Submit
noun
sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation.

and not so sure i'd be proud of that fact... *cough*...-Jésus noir